[ SECRET POST #2706 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2706 ⌋

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Comments

Re: Suprisingly decent article on self defence

[(Anonymous)]

No you moron. But guess what, pepper spray, a taser, and those little bunny ear things? Going to do jack shit.

For one, the taser and bunny ears need your attacker to be very close. The pepper spray will most likely gas both of you. You may be able to use them to defend yourself but you are more likely to just piss your attacker off while providing them with a weapon. Also, if you are suddently attacked by some stranger in an alley (very unlikely) the chances of you not freezing up/panicking are slim without training.

Learn some actual self defense.

Re: Suprisingly decent article on self defence

[(Anonymous)]

"Learn some actual self defense."

Check your able-bodied privilege.

I GOT THIS!

[kaijinscendre]

Privilege Status:

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Re: I GOT THIS!

[quirkytizzy]

AHAHAHAHA! This gave me smile - which I very much needed!

Re: I GOT THIS!

[kaijinscendre]

I am glad. :)

Re: I GOT THIS!

[comradesmiler]

I'm checking my clapping privilege right now.

Re: I GOT THIS!

[kaijinscendre]

Clapping is ableist! SOME PEOPLE ONLY HAVE ONE HAND!

Re: I GOT THIS!

[(Anonymous)]

But they have the privilege of knowing the sound it makes when they clap it!

Re: I GOT THIS!

[(Anonymous)]

OMG thank you for that. :) Really needed a reality humor check.

Re: I GOT THIS!

[kaijinscendre]

:D

Re: I GOT THIS!

[(Anonymous)]

LOL yeah this is the proper response to the (likely TAB) SJW above, but I still haven't found any self-defence options that would work for me as a PWD; also, even if I did live in 'Murica, I wouldn't carry a gun or pepper spray, for one because it's against my religious beliefs, and two, I would likely end up harming myself more than any potential attacker.

TL;DR: The SJW you responded to is right, but going about it totally the wrong way (as they do).

Re: I GOT THIS!

[insanenoodlyguy]

Hahaha you're still using the check the third that I added onto that yesssss

Re: I GOT THIS!

[kaijinscendre]

Yeah I am! I just keep adding more to it when I get new ones. Soon it will be like 50 checks long.

Re: I GOT THIS!

[(Anonymous)]

Laughing so hard that now I need to pee.

Re: Suprisingly decent article on self defence

[(Anonymous)]

...bunny ears?