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⌈ Secret Post #2708 ⌋

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[Degrassi Junior High/Degrassi High and Saved By The Bell]

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[The Cinema Snob]

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[Phil Robertson from Duck Dynasty]

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[Silicon Valley]

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[Xavier Dolan]

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[Pacific Rim]

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[Sailor Moon]

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[Iwan Rheon]

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[Love Stage!!]

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[The Losers (movie)]

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[K-pop]

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Write a short poem about your day, or whatever else you fancy.

Orange juice, orange juice
You are not a moose
But damn, you're tasty

A beautiful day:
shopped, ate ice cream, napped a bit.
I still feel like crap.

gotta catch em all, gotta catch em all
caught a beetle, caught a flea
caught two cats and caught a bee
still no charizard

In my garden there grows
mint and dill and lemon
grass with beans in rows
and tomatoes so heavy on
the remains of their
flowers

My day was pretty damn bland,
got splinters stuck in my hand,
made salt caramel
in a chocolate-y shell
And soon I'll be off to dream land.

Oh, it's been alright.
Found out flies are in my house-
How did they get in?

I have ants in mine.
I cleaned off the tabletop,
Still they're everywhere.

Ewwww, ants really suck
They have they're place in nature
Inside the house? No.

Edited 2014-06-03 00:54 (UTC)

All these poems are perfect.

Children outside
Why must you yell
You sound like you're dying
When really you're just crying
because you think it's funny
Didn't your parents teach you better
I can't stand this noise
I'm trying to keep my poise.

The day is long, the day is hot;
The night is hot, the night is short.
I went for a walk because... why not?
The flowers smelled and people jogged,
I have to say, it was a boring stroll.

Guilt lives on stomach cramps and strawberries
Fear in the corner of the eye - empty that needle -
No work gets done
and yet
the turtle lives

Sounds like a proper modern poem!

I kinda screwed up any rhyme or rythm didn't I? Ah well.

Re: You're a poet and you just don't know it

(Anonymous) - 2014-06-03 21:52 (UTC) - Expand

Ah, but does the turtle move?

Would it destroy the mysticism if I said that yes, sometimes and everytime it does I take a breath.

I am in love. No joke, this is beautiful!

Thank you, I really don't know what to say so I guess I'm glad that you liked it.

Muggy and rainy
Too much homework I must do
But school's almost done!

Feeling really good today!
Gonna drive lots of miles, hooray!
I have a flat tire? Oh... okay.

My day was like a roller coaster
I am a toaster
I felt sad then happy then sad
I also felt scared and mad
But most of all I felt the pain
Of not being able to make rain
And also not being able to make toast
That is what I like the most
I also like using cliches
In many different ways
Also I'm fat.

Wind down through syllables
Five more errands done
Atenolol
Order placed
Cat food
Scotch

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, shit.

I also have:

Do not ask me about my current day,
Because, you see, enjoy it, I did not,
Although I only speak truth like a fae,
But others think, fae-like, what lies I’ve wrought,

Cassandra’s truth has nothing on me, no,
I am cursed with a wicked tongue and face,
So no one listens, they strike me a blow,
And leave me as I wallow in disgrace,

Scorned, I find now my sorrow turned to rage,
I vomit hate with burning pleasure still,
So do not cross me while I’m in this stage,
Or I’ll hurt you against my straining will,

Remember to keep those whom you love close,
So when they stab you know who to dispose.

Ouch. :( That's a painful one. I hope you have a better day today, jester.

Thank you.

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You're a poet and you just don't know it

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