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Aka your favorite backdrops for smut.

Semi-public. Like...not out in the middle of the street but in an empty office room while people are walking around outside.

This. Or like a mostly secluded spot in a public park or sonewhere like that

So they gotta be real quiet. And I go for either one putting their hand on the mouth of the other because they just. can't. keep. quiet. OR the person biting their own hand to keep themselves quiet. ಠ⌣ಠ

Oh my god yes. Same here, it is just so damn fantastic. :3

Ah, see, quiet sex is dull sex to me. But there's a big fat line between just the right amount of sound and awful, awful screaming, which I cannot stand and WISH would be shut up.

Re: Sexy locations

(Anonymous) - 2014-06-04 23:37 (UTC) - Expand

Yes, semi-public is great!

I'm pretty tame: mostly at home, but sometimes a good half-drunk hot and heavy romp in an unrealistically clean bar toilet stall turns me on like nobody's business.

And do it to this.

Damn you Dethtoll I am now in A Mood.

You're welcome.

City apartments. Cottages not so much. Starships - any place private. I always look for "they locked the door" line in fic.

I have bit of a desk/table fetish. If I ever make it to Actual Professor status I'm going to be really tempted to bang somebody in my office.

Granted I'd be tempted and then chicken out as always because being caught would actually have dire consequences

You have good taste. (Though you would be doing the sensible thing by chickening out. Not the sexy thing, but that's life I suppose.)

I guess I could always wait until night when nobody's around to catch me?

...

Okay I guess that's my motivation for finishing this fucking dissertation

Operating theatre. Tropical island. Spaceship. The front garden of the Westboro Baptist Church. A sleeping carriage on a train.

The front garden of the Westboro Baptist Church.

*cackle irl*

Me too haha

Or Fred Phelps' grave.

*is a horrible person*

A yacht. (why do I want a yacht?) Woods. Library. Medieval castle. Civil War battlefield (with era-appropriate clothing).

LIBRARY FTW!
Seriously working on actually making that happen IRL. I've just graduated, but can keep my keys to my department (and hence, to their library) until the end of semester... now all I need to do is coordinate a time when my guy is available and nobody else is around ... *steeples fingers* It shall b seeeeeexcelent.

If you pull that off you should anonymously brag about it all over the internet. I'm serious. Let us know how it goes. I want reassurance that reality is as great as my fantasy.

(Anonymous) - 2014-06-06 06:51 (UTC) - Expand

Bedrooms, particularly bedrooms that have nice views of beaches/cities/Disney World/whatever. Depending on exact angles, I might want to close the curtains IRL, if nothing else because distraction is a possibility.

Also, if I could actually find smut set in or near one of the Disney parks/hotels, I would read that in a hot second no matter what fandom/pairing it was.

My car, the shower/bath, and the waterfront.