[ SECRET POST #2710 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2710 ⌋

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Comments

Re: Peeing/pooping in weird places

[(Anonymous)]

Possible TMI here, but I used to get fairly extreme constipation, and squatting was honestly the most effective/least uncomfortable position to try and void from.

Mostly I went home when I felt it coming on if at all possible, though, rather than stay anywhere with public bathrooms. Not so much out of consideration, admittedly, as because the first time it happened to me was in a public bathroom, I had no idea what the fuck was happening except that my entire abdomen was on fire, and someone panicked and came to the not-unwarranted conclusion that I was in labour. I was too stupid with pain and panic to correct them, so I ended up in A&E trying to explain that barring it was the immaculate fucking conception, I was not pregnant or in labour and could someone please make it stop hurting now? Single most embarrassing/painful afternoon of my life, and that was before they forgot to put the vial in while I was getting blood drawn and ended up spurting my own blood all over my lap.

So, anyway. I don't imagine it happens often enough to need signage to deal with it, but sometimes attempting to squat is a thing that happens?

Re: Peeing/pooping in weird places

[(Anonymous)]

Actually, it's been said squatting is a much better position for defecation. I read somewhere that the modern toilet's design is all wrong and humans haven't adapted to it at all.