[ SECRET POST #2718 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2718 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Might be another 12 am day. Response time will be slow, sorry.

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 016 secrets from Secret Submission Post #388.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 2 - this is getting spammy now ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

NS, NF, etc.

[ 1 2 - this is getting spammy now ]

lol

[cushlamochree]

lol

[(Anonymous)]

It's like the cheap poorly-made knockoff of tar season anon is trying to make secrets.

[(Anonymous)]

getting kinda tryhard, too

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah and I mean, it's Riker gahgawdsake. Sheesh.

[fingalsanteater]

Riker is the new Darth Vader.

[(Anonymous)]

I think this last one is a response to the anons who complain about how ugly men with stubble or facial hair are.

[iceyred]

Personally, I wouldn't mind being in the middle of a beard sammich. Beards are tickley.

[herpymcderp]

Fingals are you the one submitting all these Riker secrets? It's okay, you can tell me. There is help.

[fingalsanteater]

I wish. But, no. I would choose a different character to spam the comm with.

[a_potato]

...Londo?

[fingalsanteater]

That'd just be obvious seeing as everyone knows I'm in love with him. I'll do that in a few months. Nah, I might fall back to a more obscure fandom or character, one that people don't associate me with. Or, maybe just a different Trek.

[(Anonymous)]

Gotta love Londo's accent. He sounds like the Count from Sesame Street.

"Vun! Two! Sree! Four! Five! Seex! SEEX PENISES! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

[a_potato]

Man now I am just dying to know.

You should do this and then let people guess.

[herpymcderp]

You should do this.

[a_potato]

Maybe it's time to start a community called Riker Secrets. All Riker, all the time.

[fingalsanteater]

That'd be the shortest lived secret comm ever.

[a_potato]

Pfft there's seven seasons worth of material. Plus fanon.*







*I'm not actually sure about this.

[(Anonymous)]

*Best comm ever. FTFY

[fingalsanteater]

I can't even muster up enough feelings about Riker to even make one secret. But, I think I'm due for a TNG rewatch anyway, so maybe I could eventually. (Let's do a TNG watch club!!!)

[skippydelicious]

Riker-Anon, you have issues. Talk to a therapist, but not one like Troi. Get a competent therapist.

So wait...

[(Anonymous)]

No more Riker secrets allowed then? :(

Re: So wait...

[solticisekf]

I'm sure it'll be ok with some restyle.

#2

[solticisekf]

Threesomes with two of the same characters are seriously hot. (And I usually skip steamy scenes.)

[(Anonymous)]

Spammy or no, it's a crying shame #2 didn't at least make the cut. :P

(And no, I'm not the Riker secret writer.)