[ SECRET POST #2718 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2718 ⌋

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Comments

Illegal things you know you'd be good at?

[(Anonymous)]

Pretty sure I'd kick ass as a getaway driver.

Re: Illegal things you know you'd be good at?

[caecilia]

taking over the world

Re: Illegal things you know you'd be good at?

[caecilia]

or at least the tri-state area idk

I think those would be illegal?

Re: Illegal things you know you'd be good at?

[fingalsanteater]

Being your henchwoman?

Re: Illegal things you know you'd be good at?

[fingalsanteater]

Is sodomy still illegal?

Re: Illegal things you know you'd be good at?

[(Anonymous)]

In many places, yes! Including some parts of the US still, iirc.

Re: Illegal things you know you'd be good at?

[chardmonster]

You stole mine!

Re: Illegal things you know you'd be good at?

[kallanda_lee]

Oh god, that's hilarious.It would also be depressing if that was the only illegal thing I was good at, though.

Re: Illegal things you know you'd be good at?

[(Anonymous)]

Prostitution.

I mean, I genuinely like having sex, and I get really proud if I can arouse my partner really well.

I'm not saying I would be a prostitute, or I'd sleep with any gross person. If I could be a classy high society prostitute...

Re: Illegal things you know you'd be good at?

[rubbertea]

lollygagging

Re: Illegal things you know you'd be good at?

[chardmonster]

Plagiarism.

Re: Illegal things you know you'd be good at?

[a_potato]

Embezzlement.

Re: Illegal things you know you'd be good at?

[intrigueing]

Insurance fraud.

Re: Illegal things you know you'd be good at?

[(Anonymous)]

I've successfully run a couple short cons, and I often wonder if I'd have the attention and the touch necessary to pull off a classic long con.

Oh, and on a related note: religious grifting. I seriously considered it at one point, but the routine I was contemplating would have involved cutting more ties than I was prepared to do.

Re: Illegal things you know you'd be good at?

[herpymcderp]

I always thought I'd make a pretty good prostitute.

Re: Illegal things you know you'd be good at?

[(Anonymous)]

Pretty sure I could have been really good at stealing from my employer in my last job. Nobody else in my department was paying any attention to what was going on, and there was virtually no oversight despite how often my boss liked to tell me I was unreliable.

Re: Illegal things you know you'd be good at?

[quirkytizzy]

Nothing. I'm the idiot who would get caught. Every. Damn. Time.

Re: Illegal things you know you'd be good at?

[(Anonymous)]

Poisoner. I'd be OK as a sniper, but that would be too noisy and easy to get caught.

Re: Illegal things you know you'd be good at?

[lunabee34]

Jaywalking.

Re: Illegal things you know you'd be good at?

[(Anonymous)]

My mom gets me to do her online banking for her, so if I wanted to I could steal from her for years without her knowing. She is pretty lucky I'm not a sociopath and/or a junkie, lol.

Also, I've always thought that I'd be pretty good at shoplifting if my conscience ever got erased. It would be so easy in malls in particular, and having worked in retail for several years I know most of the blind spots of shop assistants.

Re: Illegal things you know you'd be good at?

[nyxelestia]

I'd be pretty good at planning elaborate heists and cons, but not necessarily good at carrying it out myself.

I'd be a decent grifter, mostly because I'm good at lying/acting, and thinking on my feet.

Re: Illegal things you know you'd be good at?

[iceyred]

Getting rid of bodies.
Being a distraction while a real crime is going on a few blocks away.
It's not illegal, but it's frowned upon in my religion so I'm counting it anyway. I'd be a great stripper. I'm flexible.

Re: Illegal things you know you'd be good at?

[diet_poison]

I'd be good at that too hahaha

vandalism? I'm good at breaking things, and sometimes I just feel like smashing shit

anything that involves sneaking, lying, or otherwise being subtle I'd fail hardcore

Re: Illegal things you know you'd be good at?

[(Anonymous)]

i'm short and sweet and mildly-inoffensive looking, and i'm pretty good at lying, so i think i could possibly make a good conman or spy

or maybe even phone sex. i'm able to keep calm even when people say ridiculous shit, and people tell me i have a husky voice, so.

Re: Illegal things you know you'd be good at?

[electromouse]

Getting illegal stuff. I'm pretty good at searching things, I'd get things in the blink of an eye.