[ SECRET POST #2722 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2722 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 067 secrets from Secret Submission Post #389.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - spam comment ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Fandoms jokes

[(Anonymous)]

Post all the ones you know. Lame ones, clever ones, super-obscure ones you just made up, whatever.

Example:

Q: Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies' restroom?
A: Because he wanted to go where no man had gone before.

Re: Fandoms jokes

[vethica]

How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three: a left ear, a right ear, and a final front ear.

Re: Fandoms jokes

[sarillia]

I'm sure most of you have heard this but

Q: How many Naruto characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One, but it will take twelve episodes.

Re: Fandoms jokes

[(Anonymous)]

I heard it with Dragonball.

Re: Fandoms jokes

[sarillia]

I've heard that one too but the number of episodes usually doubles for DBZ.

Re: Fandoms jokes

[(Anonymous)]

What did the Deadhead say when he ran out of pot?

"Hey... this music sucks."

(Feel free to update for Adventure Time, Homestuck, or whatever else you'd like.)

Re: Fandoms jokes

[(Anonymous)]

Would be funny except the Grateful Dead are awesome, and also my mum's favourite band and she was as straight-laced as they come drugs wise when she was young.

Adventure TIme though, that definitely works for this...

Re: Fandoms jokes

[(Anonymous)]

I love Adventure Time and I've never smoked pot while watching it.
There aren't enough drugs in the world to get me to like Futurama, though.

Re: Fandoms jokes

[(Anonymous)]

How do you know that Dementors have been in your staff room?
The jelly's been sucked out of all the donuts.

A hexed student comes running in to Madam Pomphreys, shouting "I'm shrinking! I'm shrinking!"
She says, "Calm down, you'll just have to be a little patient."

Re: Fandoms jokes

[(Anonymous)]

Holy shit. That last one would be right at home in some of the interactive stories on Writing.com.