[ SECRET POST #328 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #328 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Sorry for the lateness!

Also, secret number one being number one was a complete coincidence. I do these things randomly! XD

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 40 secrets from Secret Submission Post #047.
Secrets Not Posted: 0 broken links, [ 1 ] not!secret, [ 1 ] repeats, [ 1 ] personal attack.
Next Secret Post: Tomorrow, Thursday, November 28th, 2007.
Current Secret Submission Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

2, 13, 14, 29

[(Anonymous)]

2. Yeah I'm kind of not into the whole sexual side of fandom lately. Don't actually want to think about how Gumshoe masturbates, no thx!

13. PROTIP: copypaste and format it however the fuck you want if it bothers you that much? Or actually go right ahead not reading shit just because some tabbed paragraphs must have murdered your parents.

14. WORD. (With a side of word.) I hate "fanbrat" haters way more than the fanbrats themselves...seeing as the fanbrats are, you know, 12 years old and can't help themselves, and the fanbrat haters are fucking 25 year old fat lesbians who need to be angry fandom police about fucking everything. ALT+F4 IF THINGS MAKE YOU ANGRY ENOUGH TO TRY TELLING A FUCKING 15 YEAR OLD HOW TO MOST PROPERLY ENJOY A VIDEOGAME, THANKS.

29. 14/29 OTP!? Seriously, "sporks" are fucking stupid.
a) Sporks is a retarded name for it. LOLOL WE'RE SO CLEVER WE'RE USING A FUNNY-SOUNDING WORD!!1 Back in the '90s it was called MSTing dumbasses. (And it wasn't cool back then, either.)
b) You're right, every single time I've read one, none of the characters were in character, and the humor was the weakest shit ever. HERE LEMME JUST MAKE UP SOME SPORKLINES BECAUSE ANY BLIND RETARD CAN:

Axel and Roxas kised passionately.
Axel: *roll eyes* This is awful!
Roxas: Yeah, seriously, like we'd ever make out.
Axel: I like how they forgot the s in "kiss" right there.
Roxas: LOL pretending to be the characters being portrayed and pointing out the obvious in a barely sarcastic tone while adding absolutely nothing humor-wise is soooo clever!!!
*cue canned laughter of 500 "fanbrat" haters*

I seriously would rather read the original fanfic than the lololspork any fucking day. I'd actually laugh more making fun of the fanfic in my own head than watch someone try so pathetically.

Re: 2, 13, 14, 29

[comixologist.livejournal.com]

fanbrat haters are fucking 25 year old fat lesbians

I'm sorry, but what do you have against fat people, lesbians, and 25-year-olds?

I'm not even in the fandom you're talking about, but I'm seriously getting sick of how people toss body type and orientation around like they're legitimate insults. Find something relevant to bitch about, please.

Re: 2, 13, 14, 29

[(Anonymous)]

13 or, you know, just don't read it at all. but the fucking writing assbleeds need to shut the fuck up about not getting many comments because their retardedly formatted pieces of shit fanfic lovely writing is impossible to read.

fucker.

Re: 2, 13, 14, 29

[(Anonymous)]

sorry to say but some of the most fanbrats are older women who enjoy hiding behind the anonymity of the internet to behave like cuntlicks.

...ohwait...

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[enjolras.livejournal.com]

You're stupid.

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[(Anonymous)]

Why the fuck would I bother doing that just because some idiot's felt the need to go against a site's default formatting and made their fic 'even more special' by making it impossible to read.

I've already said I just close the tab. So telling me to do just that is a little... pointless.

GJ anon. Cookies for you.

Re: 13

[(Anonymous)]

"go right ahead" = "I acknowledge you already said you don't read it, plz to continue"

Maybe you should go back to reading those badly formatted fanfics to up your reading comprehension a little, LOL.

Re: 13

[(Anonymous)]

I apologise. Bit drunk atm :D :D

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[(Anonymous)]

You forgot "obnoxious American pop-culture reference that x character couldn't possibly know without maiming the 4th wall."