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⌈ Secret Post #2736 ⌋

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Hottest Pairings

[(Anonymous)]

What are some of the hottest pairings that you ship? They don't necessarily have to be your favorite pairings (though obviously they could be), just ones that either hit most of your kinks or include people who are, well, really sexy.

Re: Hottest Pairings

[kaijinscendre]

Bucky/Loki. Thor/Loki, depending on how the author writes them. Steve/Bucky, again depending on how it is written.

Honestly, any pairing becomes super hot to me in the write hands. Even stuff I don't ship. I'm easy like that. :|

Re: Hottest Pairings

[(Anonymous)]

Thor/Loki, for sure. I started looking for fic even before I was entirely decided on whether or not it would squick me. (Turns out? It doesn't.)

Re: Hottest Pairings

[(Anonymous)]

Slade/Oliver from Arrow. I'll freely admit to making fun of the show on more than one occasion but that pairing is scorching. It's like the Arrow's writers wrote them just for me. Two attractive men marooned on an island together while bonding through the trials they face? Aw yeah. Sexy, harsh mentor who slowly grows to care for his mentee? Aw yeah. The men eventually becoming separated and meet again years later as enemies and the mentee has grown strong enough to become a competent fighter in his own right? Aw yeah. Also, they both angst pretty. It's too bad Arrow is such a het heavy fandom

Re: Hottest Pairings

[(Anonymous)]

*Arrow's not "the Arrow's"

Re: Hottest Pairings

[queerwolf]

Stiles/Derek, Steve/Bucky, Steve/Sam, Thor/Loki, Harvey/Mike, Nate/Serena (Nate/almost anybody)

Re: Hottest Pairings

[(Anonymous)]

+1 on Harvey/Mike. The suits alone...

Re: Hottest Pairings

[nightscale]

I'll just +1 all of these even though I have no idea who the last two are.

Re: Hottest Pairings

[(Anonymous)]

Seishirou/Subaru from X/1999. With the side bonus of all the very fucked up, but very hot bdsm-ish sex all the fic had.

Re: Hottest Pairings

[kallanda_lee]

You guessed it - Bucky/Steve. Like seriously, I think that would be extremely hot irl. I have other pairing, but in terms of sheer handsome....yeah.

Re: Hottest Pairings

[fingalsanteater]

All the pairings I consider OTPs hit my kinks and thus I consider the hottest.

Garak/Bashir
Kirk/Spock
Harry/Snape
Harry/Draco
M!Courier/Arcade
F!LW/Charon
Janeway/Seven
Londo/G'Kar
Thor/Loki
Steve/Tony
Tony/Loki
Korra/Asami
Starsky/Hutch

... that's all I can think of right now.

This is a total copout . . .

[feotakahari]

El Goonish Shive, Noah/Justin. Just because they're the only couple I ship where both parties could be described as "hot." (I usually ship characters who I think are cute together, which is a very different dynamic.)

Edit: I just looked at some posts above, and I'd like to change my answer. Way, way back in the day, I shipped Harry Potter/Luna Lovegood, and Luna arguably qualifies as hot by way of adorable. It's been so long that I totally forgot I'd ever shipped that.

Re: Hottest Pairings

[intrigueing]

Harry/Fred/George. The actual hottest. I mean, just the way the twins behave towards Harry in canon, can you imagine that translated into sex? Okay, maybe there's some wish fulfillment on my part. I'd have killed to have had two funny older boys who thought I was the tops teach me teh sexx when I was in high school.

No I don't actually ship it at all. And please don't judge meeeeeee....

Re: Hottest Pairings

[rubbertea]

i hesitated a bit but decided it was this pairing, mostly because it's an ot3: ragnar/lagertha/athelstan, from vikings. they're already ridiculously beautiful individually, but together they're just unftastic.

Re: Hottest Pairings

[(Anonymous)]

In vaguely descending order:

Bleach: Yoruichi/Urahara, Shuuhei/Ichigo, Byakuya/Ichigo, Kenpachi/Unohana, Matsumoto/Orihime, Rukia/Orihime

MCU: Steve Rogers/Bucky Barnes, Tony Stark/Pepper Potts, Thor/Loki, Natasha Romanov/Clint Barton, Natasha Romanov/Sam Wilson

Naruto: Naruto/Neji, Naruto/Gaara, Naruto/Kakashi, Naruto/Itachi, Sakura/Ino, Temari/Shikamaru, Itachi/Shisui, Naruto/Sakura, Naruto/Hinata, Sakura/Uchiha Sasuke, Naruto/Sasuke, Sakura/Sasuke/Naruto

Code Geass: Lelouch/C.C, Lelouch/Kallen

Re: Hottest Pairings

[asecretchord]

Knowing that 'hot' is in the eye of the beholder...

Kirk/Spock (TOS—not the reboot)
Maverick/Iceman (Top Gun)
Hawkeye/BJ Hunnicutt (M*A*S*H)
Hawkeye/4077th
Frodo/Sam (book verse)
Sam Seaborn/Joshua Lyman (The West Wing)
Achilles/Odysseus (Troy)
006/007 (GoldenEye)
Hector/Paris (Troy-for the pretty)
Bond/Q (Skyfall)

Now for the only ones I write:
Aragorn/Boromir (all versions, even RPS)
Harry/Snape

Re: Hottest Pairings

[elaminator]

Haven't read much fic of it, but holy crap John/Dorian from Almost Human is hot. Same with Wes/Travis from Common Law. (Yes, I have a thing for Ealy. But hey, the other people are attractive too and I like the dynamics.)

I don't ship it hardcore (not even sure there's fic tbh), but I love the idea of Melinda May/Sif. Those two would be glorious together. (I hope Sif comes back to SHIELD, because those two had some wonderful scenes.)

Thor/Loki, Steve/Bucky, Pepper/Tony. Uh, Kirk/Spock (both TOS and AOS), Mary/Edward (Black Flag), Bruce/Selina, Charles/Erik, (don't even particularly ship it, but damn if it isn't hot) Kahlan/Cara, f!shep/Thane, Warden/Alistair (esp with a dwarf, because adorable), Agron/Nasir, Spartacus/Mira, Chris Argent/anyone, Thorin/Bilbo, Stiles/Derek, Annie/Auggie, Rikku/Paine, Baralai/Gippal...

Re: Hottest Pairings

[(Anonymous)]

Steve/Natasha. I don't even ship them. But shit, they're both so hot. I like the thought of them being good friends and being attracted to each other, but both deciding they're better off as friends.

(That scene where Steve has Natasha pinned to a wall and says he bets she'd look terrible in a bikini? Hott.)

Re: Hottest Pairings

[(Anonymous)]

Shizuo/Izaya (..sorry)
Gareki/Yogi
Kageyama/Tsukishima

Liam/Zayn

Re: Hottest Pairings

[(Anonymous)]

Thor/Loki. Weird fucked up wrong-taboo brother/lover/immortal gods dynamic? They lust after each other even though they're brothers and know it's wrong, but at the same time are asically the only other people in the universe who will ever truly understand each other? Yes please, give me more.

Hermione/Ron. Why, yes I do identify very strongly with Hermione and find Ron's character incredibly attractive, why do you ask? I especially love fic where they're married and are having issues and insecurities about the relationship but reconcile and have super hot sex. Don't judge.

And an honourable mention goes to fucked up!Kirk/Spock reboot fic, because I love me some issue laden genius juvenile delinquent trying to make it work with an emotionally compromised emotionally repressed genius alien. Like, that is one dynamic where there can be as many stupid misunderstandings and misconceptions and unnecessary emotional outbursts and I will eat it allllllll up because my emotionally fucked up h/c kink runs high.

Re: Hottest Pairings

[(Anonymous)]

Nick/Ellis from Left 4 Dead 2.

Re: Hottest Pairings

[nightscale]

Time to be completely shallow!

Thor/Loki.
Vegeta/Bulma.
Steve/Bucky.
Allison/Lydia.
Nick/Ellis.
Kakashi/Sakura.

...Abby/Ducky

[(Anonymous)]

DON'T JUDGE ME

they would be such a great couple, their dynamic is very sparky and colorful

and that scene where Abby's like "Why can't I find a man like you, Ducky?" and he's like "If this date doesn't work out maybe you have a chance", and they both had this look that was like flirty and challenging and speculative and yes please.

Re: Hottest Pairings

[cbrachyrhynchos]

Sir Ian and Sir Patrick. Yeah, it's totally in my imagination but to be a third there.

Re: Hottest Pairings

[darkmanifest]

Sanji/Zoro. I just, ugh, I have so much fanart. So much.