[ SECRET POST #2737 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2737 ⌋

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Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Comments

Re: Fantasy thread! Kinky or not, fandom or not.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh god. I should probably just make this a secret, but I daydream about having dirty, up-against-the-wall sex with Derek Hough. *blushes*

Re: Fantasy thread! Kinky or not, fandom or not.

[elaminator]

...I saw Derek, noticed the H immediately after and went, "Derek Hale? Me too!"

Oh well...

(IDK who Derek Hough is, but the loins want what they want.)

Re: Fantasy thread! Kinky or not, fandom or not.

[(Anonymous)]

DA

I think he was on Dancing With the Stars or something? I dunno if he's famous outside of that. He's also rumored to be gay and/or having a secret affair with his sister.

Re: Fantasy thread! Kinky or not, fandom or not.

[elaminator]

lmao, gay and/or having a secret affair with his sister. I can imagine the magazine covers so vividly.

That's why I don't know him, then; I don't watch reality tv. (Though some of the dance shows probably are entertaining.)

Re: Fantasy thread! Kinky or not, fandom or not.

[(Anonymous)]

Ummm. Wouldn't it be gay OR having a secret affair with his sister? I can't imagine both would be true...

Re: Fantasy thread! Kinky or not, fandom or not.

[(Anonymous)]

OP

Where have you seen this rumors? I'm honestly curious, because they are so nonsensical and out of left field.

Re: Fantasy thread! Kinky or not, fandom or not.

[(Anonymous)]

ayrt

Just random places online. I don't watch DWTS so I only vaguely know who he is and never paid *too* much attention to the conversation but I know I've seen a few people say that. I didn't know that they danced together like you mentioned below so maybe that's where it comes from? People have started rumors over less anyway. You'd think the fact that it's his sister would've prevented that, but people on the internet are crazy.

Re: Fantasy thread! Kinky or not, fandom or not.

[(Anonymous)]

LOL. Yeah they are.

Re: Fantasy thread! Kinky or not, fandom or not.

[(Anonymous)]

AYRT

Well, let me introduce you to his hotness/sweetness! Not only is he stunning, he seems like a truly amazing human being.

Yes, he was on DWTS, and he's fantastic. Here are three of my favorites of his.

With Kellie Pickler, stunning freestyle routine:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t49xmTr1M9I

With Amy Purdy in a break-your-heart kind of routine:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qBzJtAiF1E

Dancing the bhangra with Shawn Johnson:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ii6S5NSiu5o

Also he cleans up well:
http://www.ryanseacrest.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/DerekHough_600-400-09-25-11.jpg

And wakes up pretty:
http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/bg/Derek+Hough+Celebrity+Social+Media+Pics+0Vmf8PtHUFnl.jpg

And will do your makeup if you ask nicely:
http://media1.onsugar.com/files/2013/12/18/732/n/1922153/049301a5fd6b142f_Screen_Shot_2013-12-18_at_11.27.59_AM.png.xxxlarge/i/Makeup-crisis-averted-Derek-Hough-stepped-makeup-artist.jpg

(And he's not having an affair with his sister. JFC.)

Re: Fantasy thread! Kinky or not, fandom or not.

[elaminator]

Haha, I didn't truly believe he was having an affair with his sister, but it's insane how rumors like that get started. Oh hollywood/media.

And that picture of him doing the little girls makeup is adorable. (He looks really good there, too. Yum.)

(I will watch the dance routines, but I've gotta go to bed right now so...later! Thanks for linking me!)

Oh, and being able to dance gracefully is hot, I don't think there's anything remotely unusual about being turned on by that.

Re: Fantasy thread! Kinky or not, fandom or not.

[(Anonymous)]

Do watch them! They're so great. He's also won awards for choreography.

Re: Fantasy thread! Kinky or not, fandom or not.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't know who this dude is so I don't care but to be fair it'd be hard to know that for sure unless you were him, or his sister...

Re: Fantasy thread! Kinky or not, fandom or not.

[(Anonymous)]

AYRT

Well, I think of it this way. My default thought on whether or not someone is sleeping with their sibling is "no." Add on to that the fact they've both been romantically linked to other people and that adds weight to the "no" side. I've seen zero evidence on the "yes" side, so unless someone presents something that would convince me otherwise, the answer still is "no." The fact that they dance together, by the way, the same way that they both dance with other partners, does not factor in.

Re: Fantasy thread! Kinky or not, fandom or not.

[(Anonymous)]

True, I suppose it's more likely that he's not.

Re: Fantasy thread! Kinky or not, fandom or not.

[(Anonymous)]

+1 on the Derek Hale. I don't think it's something that really needs explained in detail. :)

Re: Fantasy thread! Kinky or not, fandom or not.

[elaminator]

Haha, well if you had wanted to I wouldn't have judged, but his general existence is a pretty good indicator of sexy, and allows for much possibility.