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⌈ Secret Post #2744 ⌋

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04. http://i.imgur.com/5F8dyYM.jpg

Who is she?

Gwyneth Paltrow

My gut says Ravenclaw.

But Veelas are supposed to be hot.

While I think she's kind of an asshat as a person, I always thought she was really pretty.

She reminds me of a frog.

To me, as Pepper Potts she's a hottie but I can't really find her attractive in any other film. I think it's probably just that I really like Pepper tbh.

Well different strokes and all that, but I think she's gorgeous. (Don't pay attention to her outside her film roles though so she might be as awful as people seem to think, but on a purely physical level...damn. She's pretty.)

So what house/s do you think Victoire, Dominique and Louis were in?

Not OP but I think Victoire and Louis were Gryffindors while Dominique went to Ravenclaw.

Squib

She belongs in Sparkly Poo if anyone ever did. She thinks she is OH SO Special and we mere ~~mortals~~ muggles should be grateful for every drop of her wisdom even if she is a crackpot.

...Sparkly Poo? Dare I ask?

Way back when over-the-top Mary Sues were a big thing in Harry Potter fic, people started to categorize them into 4 houses based on their attributes. Sparklypoo was for super special OCs who had more powers than Voldy and Dumbledore combined and beloved by all. Usually they were the epitome of goodness and purity. Tootsitramp was for sex goddess OCs whose sole purpose was to sleep with all of the male characters and have all of the female characters hate her out of jealousy. Qanonreip was for canon characters who became so OOC that they were unrecognizable (for example if Hermione's suddenly became a Victoria's Secret model). And Bitchiwitch was for the angsty gothic OCs who rebelled against authority and were always Slytherins.

My God, I can't believe I remember all of this.

LOL, I love this. And now I can't help but wonder, if I were a Mary Sue insert, who would I be? I feel like I would like to be Tootsitramp, but I don't have the, um, experience. Which maybe puts me in Sparklypoo, but despite the 'purity' in that one area, the rest of me is pretty darn snarky. The other two don't apply at all.

I think I just got a rejection letter from Mary Sue Hogwarts. XD

This is magnificent and now I want to apply this to ALL my fandoms <333

Thank you so much for remembering and enlightening me, anon. This is excellent and I am amused.

/snort

Edited 2014-07-09 03:05 (UTC)

Why not say she's clearly from Beauxbatons (I think that's the name)?

...because not all French magic-users are Veela? And (afair) pureblooded Veela don't attend magical schools; the Delacours do because they are 3/4 human.

No, I know, but they were populated by a bunch of very educated, very beautiful, apparently hoity-toity girls.

Seemed like a good choice, I dunno

There were also boys at Beauxbatons. Presumbly they were beautiful too but I can't remember Harry noticing.

But Veela isn't a house?

And OP said they like to imagine which houses people are in?

Why has no one mentioned this? D:

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(Anonymous) - 2014-07-09 21:11 (UTC) - Expand

This is one of my favourite secrets ever. I LOL-ed.