[ SECRET POST #2747 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #2747 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[The Hobbit/Thorin Oakenshield]


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03.
[The Vincent Black Shadow]


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04.
[El Goonish Shive]


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06.
[Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries]


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[Penny Dreadful]


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[Supernatural]


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14.
[Blake's 7]


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15.
[Edge of Tomorrow/Tom Cruise]


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16.
[Quirk]


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[Homestuck]




















18. [WARNING for rape]



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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #392.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 1 2 (tw: rape) - not!secrets ], [ 1 (?) - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - ships it ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

05. http://i.imgur.com/fMZVnQY.jpg

This is my new favorite secret

[fingalsanteater]

This is the most interesting thing I've read in a while.

[peablossom]

I want to make a joke about loving in the morning, and in the afternoon, but it seems inappropriate. So I won't.

[nan]

Well now all I can feel are spiders on me and I don't like it THANKS A LOT OP.

But hey, everyone has had at least one super weird masturbatory fantasy.

[(Anonymous)]

Plus: OMG the Elephant Show! I've forgotten about that.

Big Minus: holy shit freaky spiders.

[(Anonymous)]

Trolllllllllling in the deeeeeeeeeeeeep.

(Tell me you didn't hear the Skin-a-ma-rink Song the whole time you were making this secret, OP. With the hand motions and everything.)

OP

[(Anonymous)]

I know you won't believe me and have absolutely no reason to, but I'm honestly not trolling. I really did have that dream (I think I was 5 or 6?), I really did call her the Tickly Sharon (partly to distinguish her from my aunt, who was also named Sharon), I really did use the spider dream to fuel my fantasies for a while, and I used to masturbate by rubbing myself on my bear (or on pillows).

I know how weird it sounds. I figure my brain was trying to put together some explanation for the pleasurable feelings that I was having, and since I was completely sexually ignorant, that's...what it landed on. I should add that I really liked being tickled when I was kid, so it was probably a combo of that and the fact that it...kinda tickles when a spider crawls on you.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't disbelieve it at all. When you're a kid and don't know what it is you're really doing, your fantasies are weeeeeird. God knows mine were.

[(Anonymous)]

Especially when it starts with a dream. I still have sexual dreams that are even weirder than the OP's.

Spiders Georg?

[(Anonymous)]

Is that you?

[(Anonymous)]

This is making me laugh so hard. Not at you, OP... okay, I guess it is at you. But in a nice way.

[insanenoodlyguy]

[elaminator]

Accurate representation of my reaction. (Have...fun though, OP?)

[cassandraoftroy]

1. The Elephant Show! :D

2. I completely get the whole weird-masturbation-fantasies-that-you-have-when-you're-a-little-kid-and-don't-know-what-sex-is thing. Mine didn't involve spiders, but I completely understand where you're coming from, OP.

[(Anonymous)]

I had to look up "The Elephant Show" because this seemed so familiar, Turns out the part of the title that stuck in my head was "Sharon, Lois, and Bram" and not the elephant.

[rbhudson]

I miss this show and...wow...I was distracted by the nostalgia and the actual secret caught me off guard

[cloud_riven]

When I was a kid, I used to dream about going to the park and finding Sharon, Lois, and Bram (idc about the elephant) and singing and playing.

You make me feel good for having sad dreams.