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⌈ Secret Post #2752 ⌋

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[Fargo]

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[Orange is the New Black]

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[Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton]

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[DS9, Far Beyond the Stars]

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[Starsky & Hutch]

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[Trent Reznor, Nine Inch Nails]

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[Captain America: The Winter Soldier]

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[Galerians]

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[Penny Dreadful]

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[The Wolf Among us/Enslaved]

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[Wes Craven's Scream franchise]

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[One Piece]

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Personally, I prefer Song of Songs. Though, as a kid, I was partial to Revelations. I was really into that end times junk.

I forget the book, but I always liked that part where Abraham was going to kill his kid because God said so and god was like "lol j/k."

Oh man, so Revelations. I went and saw the Omen remake in 2006 when it came out and the whole opening is narration from the Book of Revelations with visuals of matching events in the past several years.

And I was like "wow. not that i think the end has come, but that's pretty freaky they were able to match up every single line like that."

And then I went home and looked them up in our bible, AND HALF THE LINES WEREN'T EVEN IN THERE. 2006 OMEN WAS FULL OF SHIT. :|

For lines that are there and sort-of-recent events that potentially match them, did they mention Rev 8:11 and the Chernobyl disaster? It was the basis of an episode of Millennium.

To quote the King James Bible: "And the name of the star is called Wormwood: and the third part of the waters became wormwood; and many men died of the waters, because they were made bitter."

Chernobyl, apparently, means 'wormwood' in Ukranian. Not even kidding.

I have no idea. I'd have to watch it again since it's been, well, eight years. God, time flies.

This made me laugh so hard omg.

YOU LIED, THE OMEN! I BELIEVED IN YOU!

Haha. Oh, I also wanted to mention since I found this today. Did you know you have your own cave?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fingal's_Cave

No! My own cave... *star eyes*

I also didn't know Fingal was Irish.

Your icon looks like it should sing the Song of Dongs.

Is this even supposed to be an insult?

Anyway, the guy in my icon is called Brain BUT don't call him that HE'S BRIAN. He's a character from one of my favorite movies, Skinned Deep. In one part of the movie he fantasizes about being free from his psychotic, homicidal family of failed genetic experiences. His idea of being free is running naked through Times Square in nothing but his boots, cock flopping like a fish as it bounces off his thighs. (The actor was arrested for this as they didn't have a permit to run naked down the street.) Watch the movie, you won't regret it.

His idea of being free is running naked through Times Square in nothing but his boots, cock flopping like a fish as it bounces off his thighs.

This would actually seem to be an argument in favor of the Song of Dongs...

Yes. Which I was confused as to whether it was supposed to be an insult. Because that dude is all about dongs.

Is this even supposed to be an insult?

YOUR ICON! is the new YOUR MOM!.

Haha, is it really? Let's make this a thing! 'Your momma' jokes are so '90's but 'Your icon' jokes will be fresh!

lol, I mean I made that up, but it would be funny if it were a thing.

Your icon looks like it should sing the Song of Dongs.

Song of Songs, Song of Dongs, same diff.

I was always partial to Ruth. She knew what was what. Also the Abraham story you're thinking of is from Genesis.

Edited 2014-07-16 23:58 (UTC)

I love the fact that we have an ancient Joy of Sex book smack-dab in the middle of a collection that's carried around and frequently quoted by some of the most sex-phobic people on earth.

(Note: I'm not saying Christians in general and/or Bible readers are total prudes, but the most prudish I've seen are some of the biggest Bible thumpers around.)

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