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fandomsecrets2014-07-17 06:31 pm
case) wrote in fandomsecrets2014-07-17 06:31 pm
[ SECRET POST #2753 ]
⌈ Secret Post #2753 ⌋
Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.
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Notes:
Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 016 secrets from Secret Submission Post #393.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.
Re: Favorite lines from your own writing?
From John Boehner Gets a Spanking and Likes It:
"Now," said Obama, smirking, "I've had just about enough of you and your house of unruly children. I'm normally not a believer in corporal punishment, but I think I can make an exception for those who try to destroy my America." He thwacked the paddle across his palm for effect.
John felt the effect in his pants.
"B-b-but, Mr. President! You can't do this! It's unconstitutional!"
"Bring it up with the Supreme Court, then."
Reason: It makes me laugh every time I read it. Yes, I reread this fic often because it cracks me up. I laugh at my own jokes and I'm not sorry.
From Untitled Korrasami Fic in which the girls get warm with sex:
"I'll warm you up," said Korra, wiggling her fingers and laughing.
Asami quirked her eyebrow and said, "Roasting me with your fire bending isn't warming me up; it's grievous bodily harm."
Reason: Personally, I think I'm terrible at writing comedy, but I find this exchange to be mildly funny.
From a recap of some terrible movie called The Eyes Behind the Stars:
Daft Punk kidnaps Gowron to serve as hors d'oeuvres
Reason: The imagery.
From some B5 crack where Londo has to staff a sex chat line and G'Kar either accidentally or purposefully calls it:
But, in any event, G’Kar comms this sex chat line (voice only, no vid) and Londo answers, managing to sound half bored, half disdainful and all really fucking sexy.
Reason: I dunno. Just imagining this scenario cracks me up. Londo voice porn?
Meta on Londo's non-apologies (episode 'No Retreat, No Surrender'):
Londo tells G'Kar he's thankful for his help, that he feels sympathy for him, that he respects him. None of this is an apology either. He can slit his wrists, because Centuari have no major arteries there, as a tactic to avoid revealing the most vulnerable part of him, the part that would truly cause him to bleed out.
Reason: Centauri anatomy metaphors. :3
From an untitled Janeway/Seven fic:
Janeway interrupted him again, frustrated this time. “If you think what? What would you have me do, Doctor? Order one of my crew to allow Seven of Nine to penetrate them with alien parasite intent on infiltrating their body with its offspring?”
Reason: jfc I can't believe I wrote that that's hysterical
And, there you have it, more than a few of my favorite lines and an example of the kind of stuff I write.
Re: Favorite lines from your own writing?
you should call it I Can't Remember to Forget You
Re: Favorite lines from your own writing?
Re: Favorite lines from your own writing?