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⌈ Secret Post #2754 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Of Heroes and Villains, by Minikisa]

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[Orange is the New Black]

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[Axis Powers Hetalia]

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[Lone Survivor]

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[Yasunori Kato, Doomed Megalopolis]

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[Spartacus and Game of Thrones]

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12. [WARNING for underage sex (and probably dub/noncon too)]

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13. [WARNING for rape]

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[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]

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15. [WARNING for child abuse, rape]

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Who would you be?

Secondly, if you could fuck anyone you wanted, who would you fuck? (For the purpose of this question, the person would totally be into it, even if they usually might not be.)

Be: Vladmir Putin and try to unfuck some of that region.

Fuck: Channing Tatum from five years ago.

You're going to need a super long day to undo the mess Putin has purposefully made - and he'd just get back to setting everything on fire again when your day was done. Depressing.

I guess at the end of the day, just before I leave his body, I have him jump off a building or something.

I feel like this could make a really good Twilight Zone episode, or one of Marvel's "What If?" comics.

That would be fucking epic.

A real version of (insert omnipotent deity), to hopefully do some good.

Nobody. I'd love for the whole world to enthusiastically not want to have sex with me.

"I AM NOT GOING TO STICK THIS IN YOU, ISN'T THAT GREAT?!"

'Twould be great indeed, my good platonic fellow!

Be: Some super-rich asshole billionaire, so I could steal all his money

Fuck: Karen Gillian

Real people or fictional characters? If fictional characters are allowed, then:

Be: Oracle from the DCU

Fuck: uh...maybe Odo from DS9? I don't find him all that attractive but damn if I don't want to know what he can do with his changeling abilities.

be: beyoncé

fuck: brodinski

Be: Sierra Boggess. Because she is flawless.

Fuck: IDK. Probably Richard Armitage, Morena Baccarin, or Joseph Gordon-Levitt. I honestly wouldn't be able to decide.

I would be some random person who owned an island and happened to be on it at the time.

I would fuck Chris Evans.

a genderbent version of me

Fili. In his short dwarfen glory

a genderbent version of me

Oooh, I like this idea. Me too!

Who would I be? Uh...

Gosh, I don't know. The creative answer is Quicksilver so I could steal a lot of shit, hide it, then once I'm myself again be rich or at least have lots of goodies to show for it. (I would never actually do this, but it's a fun dream.)

And your second question is hurting my soul. I have a list of about eighty names, so I guess anyone on that list. (If I had to I could narrow it down to maybe four? Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, Bridget Regan and........idk, this is too difficult. Fuck this question.)

Who would I be? Man idk, Zatanna or Wanda maybe so I could magic myself money and shit I guess(providing I would get the powers they have otherwise I really don't know.

As for someone I'd like to fuck... shit man I have no idea, I've got like a couple but no clear winner. That is a hard question.

Want to be: Michael Fassbender. I'd just masturbate all day and eat good food.

To Fuck: Michael Fassbender. There would also be good food.

Be: Niall Horan.

Fuck: Niall Horan.

I'm a woman of simple pleasures.

I'd want to be Jaqen H'ghar. Or just any other random Faceless Man, because then I'd get to be all of the people in one day.

I'd bang Sif or Natasha. Because damn.

I would be Gackt! And I'd swagger down the streets, hopefully not being mobbed, and just try clothes on all day while crooning theme songs!

Unless I can fuck myself, I'm gonna pass on the sex tbh.

Be: James Bond

Fuck: James Bond

Be: anyone very rich so I could transfer a bunch of money and or buy a bunch of stuff for the real me to receive the next day.

Sleep with: Probably Holland Roden, though Liz Gillies is a real contender too.

If I could be anybody for a day...I'd be...I dunno. Maybe one of my favorite directors. Maybe Sofia Coppola.

If I could fuck anyone I wanted, it'd for sure be Mats Hummels. Or maybe Lionel Messi. Yeah, Messi. Because if we did it I would be a lot happier saying, "I fucked Lionel Messi."

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