[ SECRET POST #2755 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2755 ⌋

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The Oppression Olympics

[(Anonymous)]

(Inspired by a comment on the Xmen secret)

The Oppression Olympics is here! To start with we have the Males Rights Activists 100m hurdles where 5 young men face the gruelling challenge of walking an obstacle free path while one very angry lady shouts 'boooo!' at them from the stands. To help them cope, water, food and manly back patting will be offered by helpers.

This will be followed by the womens 100m dash. Five women will have the easy task of running the 100m, facing only small obstacles such as hurdles, rope climbs and wandering-hands alley. Men and women alike will line the paths and shout insults along the way.

What event comes next?

Re: The Oppression Olympics

[(Anonymous)]

the spoon counting competition

a majority of the entrants have to drop out before the finish line with pained complaints that they have run out of spoons, which divides the entire competition into factions. those that think those with fewer spoons should be given a handicap, those that think that those with fewer spoons should have a separate competition of their own in the first place, those that think there should be 10 different competitions in which competitors are only paired with those with the exact same numbers of spoons as them, and those that think that acknowledging the spoon deficiency at all is degrading and offensive

nothing is ever agreed upon and the games are canceled

+1

[(Anonymous)]

I laughed.