[ SECRET POST #2756 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2756 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

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Comments

[skippydelicious]

Painful, would be my guess. Even if we took out the size issue (over a certain size bigger is definitely not better), I doubt there is enough lube in the world to make orange brick-dick slip in nicely. Hopefully his tongue didn't go brick, so at least he can give his girlfriends some oral.

[(Anonymous)]

It would be possible to give him a handjob though (assuming his brick skin has nerves...I'm pretty sure it does, from the way he handles objects). Just grab a swatch of sandpaper and scrub.

[(Anonymous)]

Now with that image Ima go to bed. lmao

[wldcatsprstr_14]

Well glass dildos are a pretty big market. So solid inflexible sex toys aren't unheard of. If anything, he'd be good for the butt stuff >.>

[skippydelicious]

Yeah, but glass is smooth. Even when shaped, it is smooth. He's made of brick, that is rough, sharp, craggy, none of which are words you want to use when talking about something going in your vagina or ass.

[wldcatsprstr_14]

Huh. For some reason, I never assumed that he would feel scrapey and jagged to the touch. In my mind, he was always bumpy but more or less smooth.

[skippydelicious]

None of the art ever makes him look smooth, and there have been multiple mentions in the comic of how craggy and bricklike he is. I'm going with him being a walking invitation to vaginal tearing in bed.