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fandomsecrets2007-12-03 05:36 pm
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[ SECRET POST #332 ]
⌈ Secret Post #332 ⌋
Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.
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Notes:
OH YEAH and have a poll! → http://technophile.livejournal.com/77617.html
Secrets Left to Post: 08 pages, 200 secrets from Secret Submission Post #048.
Secrets Not Posted: 0 broken links, 0 not!secrets, [ 1 ] not!fandom, [ 1 ] too small to read, [ 1 2 ] repeats, [ 1 ] not againnnn, [ 1 2 3 ] secrets that might get me banned, sorry 'bout that (1 about Lolita, 1 about shota, 1 about Loveless).
Next Secret Post: Tomorrow, Tuesday, December 4th, 2007.
Current Secret Submission Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.
39 - SPOT THE ASSHOLE
Round One - Samurai Warriors' Mitsunari Ishida versus Knights of the Old Republic's Canderous Ordo
And the Asshole is? MITSUNARI ISHIDA
Why? Mitsunari not only has the personality of a nuclear waste dump site, he condescends to EVERYONE, including his own lord. In Mandalorian (and samurai) society, anyone talking back to their lord was viewed as disrespectful and therefore were executed on the spot. Why Hideyoshi Toyotomi tolerated Mitsunari's condescending attitude is beyond me.
Canderous on the other hand - followed Mandalore's law to a T, and was as loyal as the day is long even when his own masters betrayed and abandoned him. Canderous began to soften up when his friend, another Mandalorian named Jagi, killed himself for questioning Canderous's honor and doubting Mandalore's word. After leaving Revan's side, Canderous became the new Mandalore and with his reign came what he was taught to him while in the service of Revan - LOYALTY AND RESPECT
Round Two - SAMURAI WARRIORS' MITSUHIDE AKECHI VERSUS HALF-LIFE'S BARNEY CALHOUN
And the Asshole Is?: MITSUHIDE AKECHI
Why?: Well, Barney isn't a backstabbing motherfucker. Mitsuhide was a coward. When Nobunaga Oda was at the height of his power and was resting at Honnoji Temple after the long and grueling battle called Nagashino between the Oda and the famed Takeda Cavalry, Mitsuhide decided to rebel. This was also after Mitsuhide became Nobunaga's FAVORITE retainer (you don't get that by simply looking pretty). 11 days later, Mitsuhide died like a bitch - on some peasant's spear.
Barney Calhoun is as loyal to Gordon Freeman as the day is long. He takes everything in great stride, has a laid-back and down-to-earth personality, and has a phobia of cats. He would not sell out Gordon Freeman for all the beer in the world, and it tore him up in two when posing as a Civil Protection officer, he had to 'impose order' (beating innocent civilians). He is also loyal to the resistance science team. The only 'rescuing' Barney's done was Doctor Stanley Rosenberg during the Black Mesa Incident, and I hardly call Rosenberg a damsel-in-distress. And Barney himself had to be rescued by Gordon during the Uprising.
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The fact in the matter is, to assume that those who only like manly-men just to fulfill some secret 'damsel in distress' fantasy is only making an ass out of you and not me.
Loser.
Re: 39 - SPOT THE ASSHOLE
I think I'm in love.
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Re: 39 - SPOT THE ASSHOLE
(Anonymous) 2007-12-04 03:59 am (UTC)(link)I'm saying the people that cannot understand why *anybody* could possibly like a pretty boy probably are.
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(Anonymous) 2007-12-05 10:44 am (UTC)(link)