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[ SECRET POST #2772 ]

⌈ Secret Post #2772 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Audrey Tatou, Coco Avant Chanel]

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[Orange is the New Black]

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[Recettear]

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[Mad Men]

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[Game of Thrones]

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[Archer]

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[Kate Beaton's Hark! A Vagrant]

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[Sleepy Hollow]

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[Divergent]

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What the title says! Preferably a somewhat short quote/exchange of dialogue, rather than a long scene.

"I am Groot" doesn't count ;)

Obviously Spoilers are going to follow -

When Peter and Gamora are on what's his face's ship and are about to be killed when Rocket shows up in the other ship like "I'M GONNA GIVE YOU UNTIL FIVE TO HAND 'EM OVER!" and Peter is like "DUDE WE'RE RIGHT HERE." and then it's "*beat* Oh hey Quill, how you doin'?"

and later "Well what was FIVE SECONDS gonna do?"

Oh, definitely the 'going over his head' dialogue. "Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it." Ahahahah, how I laughed. Drax was my surprise delight of the movie.

And "What percentage of a plan do you have?"

And Rocket's "Now we're all standing around in a circle like assholes"

And "What percentage of a plan do you have?"

"Well, like...12%."

"I am Groot."

"WELL I KNOW IT'S BETTER THAN 11%."

Re: Favorite lines from Guardians of the Galaxy

peablossom - 2014-08-05 23:42 (UTC) - Expand

I loved the whole plan exchange, though my favorite part was Drax at the end missing the whole conversation.

I have more, but the two that come to mind first are:

Quill: She has no idea. If I had a blacklight, it'd be like a Jackson Pollock painting here!

and

Drax: ...Why would I put my finger on his throat?

Edited 2014-08-05 23:25 (UTC)

The Jackson Pollock line...Jesus, lol. You couldn't hear anything in our theater for a couple lines because all the adults were dying.

Re: Favorite lines from Guardians of the Galaxy

loracarol - 2014-08-06 03:17 (UTC) - Expand

Rocket: "You're making me beat up grass!"

Holy shit yes, and even though it isn't a line the look on Groot's face when Rocket goes, "Boo hoo, your family died" to Drax is the most hilarious thing ever. That's going to make the best reaction gif.

Yessss. I loved all of Rocket's lines.

Gamora: "We're just like Kevin Bacon! :D"

I think it was the big grin that sold me...

came in here to post this exactly. callback came out of nowhere, which made it even better.

Star-Lord: That's a fake laugh.
Rocket: It's real!
Star-Lord: Totally fake!
Rocket: That is the most real, authentic, hysterical laugh of my entire life!

Everything Drax said.

Okay fine, I'll pick one: "Do not call me a thesaurus *gives totes-serious side-eye*"

Drax had some of the best lines. And his delivery was perfect.

+1 on "everything Drax said." I knew from the trailer I was going to love Groot, Rocket, and Peter, but Drax was my surprise favorite.

"We are Groot"

You said it yourself, bitch. We're the Guardians of the Galaxy."

Everything Drax said.

"Of all our sisters, you are the one I hated least."

"Oh Yaaaaaah"

"I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy."

" I wasn't listening. I was thinking of something else..."- Really, the whole plan exchange

"You just wanna suck the joy out of everything."

"Because I'm one of the idiots who lives in it."

"We're just like Kevin Bacon."

That's enough. Basically, every single line.

"They got my dick message!"

This! Also, the dick message itself.

Re: Favorite lines from Guardians of the Galaxy

(Anonymous) - 2014-08-06 03:39 (UTC) - Expand

Apart from the ones already mentioned...

Rocket: *after the five-second fail-threat* "We didn't have time to figure out the ~minutiae~ of the plan!"

Quill: "Well, on my planet, there’s a legend about people like you. It’s called Footloose. And in it, a great hero named Kevin Bacon teaches a whole town of people with sticks up their butts that dancing well, it's the greatest thing there is."

Edited 2014-08-05 23:59 (UTC)

Gamora: "Who put the sticks up their butts? How cruel!"

Aw man, I watched the movie in a theater in Korea, and I laughed my ASS off at the Footloose line...while nobody else in the theater laughed. I feel like upwards of 3/4 of the entire movie's humor was lost in translation.

Almost every line I wanted to quote has already been quoted (which...wow, I realized the film was hilarious, but when you type out all the great quotes like this it's absurd how funny it is), but there are a couple more.

Let me see, "This one here is our booty!" when Rocket is staking a claim on Peter in prison. Haha.

Then "No, I really heard they find you attractive."

Oh, and the bit with Rocket wanting that dude's eye, and expressing how important it is to him then laughing. You little shit.

Don't remember the exact quote, but when Drax is going on about how everyone is his friend; he calls Groot a dumb tree and starts to call Gamora a whore. I cackled.

Also, Peter being all, "You've got to stop holding this over me, normal people do not eat other people!" to Yondu.

Not even a line, but when Peter is all, "Thank you!" to Groot in that scene where they're discussing the plan, and he looks over at Groot and Groot is eating a flower off his shoulder. It's the most beautiful moment.

Oh god there are so many, but standouts for me are:

" Nothing would go over my head, my relfex's are too fast. I would catch it."

" I wasn't listening I was thinking about something else." -Especially with how he delivered that line. Brilliant.

" I was gonna put it in a box."

But really all the lines.

We are Groot