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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2014-08-14 06:44 pm

[ SECRET POST #2781 ]


⌈ Secret Post #2781 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Game of Thrones]


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This joke spawned itself in my head :/

(Anonymous) 2014-08-14 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Why wasn't the lawyer's girlfriend satisfied?

Because of his subpoenas.

Re: This joke spawned itself in my head :/

(Anonymous) 2014-08-14 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)

Re: This joke spawned itself in my head :/

(Anonymous) 2014-08-14 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. When the barman brings it over the neutron asks him 'how much do i owe you?'. The barman says 'for you, no charge.' :- D
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Re: This joke spawned itself in my head :/

[personal profile] forgottenjester 2014-08-15 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
When I read your joke I read Barman as Batman was so confused.

Re: This joke spawned itself in my head :/

(Anonymous) 2014-08-15 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
I did too and I was imagining a tiny batman in a bar
forgottenjester: (Default)

Re: This joke spawned itself in my head :/

[personal profile] forgottenjester 2014-08-15 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
I thought the neutron was going to turn out to be a Super Villain or something.

Re: This joke spawned itself in my head :/

(Anonymous) 2014-08-15 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
...must...not...steal... :P

Seriously though, good one.
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Re: This joke spawned itself in my head :/

[personal profile] kallanda_lee 2014-08-15 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
That made me laugh out loud.
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Re: This joke spawned itself in my head :/

[personal profile] kamino_neko 2014-08-15 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
BAHAHAH
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Re: This joke spawned itself in my head :/

[personal profile] dethtoll 2014-08-15 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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Re: This joke spawned itself in my head :/

[personal profile] raspberryrain 2014-08-15 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
I laughed.

Re: This joke spawned itself in my head :/

[identity profile] flipthefrog.livejournal.com 2014-08-15 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
that's not how you pronounce subpoenas :(

it's me, I'm the killjoy