[ SECRET POST #2786 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #2786 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

01.


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02.
[Legend of Korra]


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03.
[Digger]


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04.
[Transformers: Animated]


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05.
[World of Warcraft, Warlords of Draenor]


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06.
[Marvel]


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07.
[Benedict Cumberbatch]


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08.
[Orange is the New Black]


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09.
[Hemlock Grove]


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10.
[Hardy Boys]


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11.
[The Remains of the Day]










Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 033 secrets from Secret Submission Post #398.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

05. http://i.imgur.com/TNGkhA6.png
[World of Warcraft, Warlords of Draenor]

[(Anonymous)]

This is actually the best secret ever.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't play WoW but my roommate does, and I definitely remember the words "gay for orcs" being used in reference to this. So you are not alone.

[(Anonymous)]

This secret made me giggle. Thanks, OP. :)

[khandri]

Warlords of Draenor, or as my fiancé calls it, "Orcs and Manpain."

(I'm personally inclined to agree with him on that description.)

[(Anonymous)]

Well (token Yrel and Liadrin aside), Metzen has referred to it as "the boy's trip" more than once, which means pretty much NO GURLS ALOWD because we have cooties.

I gave up hope of seeing Draka & Griselda ages ago, though I'd be willing to place a fiver we'll hear at least once about Garona's mon being raped by orgres.

(Why yes, I AM bitter and fed up.)

[(Anonymous)]

Raped by Draenei. Otherwise her son Gary Stu wouldn't have the face tentacles.

I do hope they don't leave out Draka at least. She's such a badass.

[silverr]

Wrong. Garona's mother was draenei (Maraad's sister, actually), who was given to one of Gul'dan's orcs.

[(Anonymous)]

Well then her mother was raped by orcs. Still not ogres. Since the assertion was the mother being violated by ogres, and her old story was half orc/half ogre then turned to half orc/half Draenei, I assumed the mother must be orc. So very deeply and humbly sorry.

Either way, her story's now shit, moving on.

[silverr]

Sorry, I shouldn't have been an arse about correcting you.

[otakugal15]

There's been screencaps of Draka, so she's there.

[cbrachyrhynchos]

I think it would be hilarious if people took the "boys trip" of the next expansion and slashed the fuck out of it. I'd participate, but I suspect it would mean: 1. playing the game and 2: Garosh.

[shahrizai]

For how homophobic the game devs seem, they sure love their bromances. Asric and Jadaar, Thassarian and Koltira, Tarenar and Gidwin, Anren and Tholo, Anduin and Wrathion...

[(Anonymous)]

... except that the stronger the subtext, the more minor/marginalized the characters.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm still waiting for Thass to rip Slyvanas a new one for what she did to Koltira at the end of that particular quest arc ::taps foot impatiently:: And I love Tarenar/Giddy - Paladin Pals <3 [I'm waiting for Anren and Tholo to start handing out wedding invitations. C'mon, those two are way too close to not be lovers]

[(Anonymous)]

I'll be very surprised if they ever resolve that plotline, tbh: I've always felt like the entire Andorhol stuff was just to bait T/K slash fans before dropping the 16-ton "DENIED!" anvil.

[(Anonymous)]

Same anon from above:

I know. Hell - there's a lot they could have done with various plotlines. [Like having the Banshee Queen revive Liam as a Forsaken to really twist that dagger into Genn's heart. Now that could have been an interesting story for both the Forsaken *and* the Worgen]

[(Anonymous)]

You know, I bet Grom is so angry because he can't masturbate that well anymore.

[nightscale]

I'm looking forward the new expansion, but I kind of don't really care about the Orc storyline, I just want the new zones and my updated models.

[(Anonymous)]

I cannot be moved to give half a damn about Orcs. Metzen pls stop. But my unhype for this expansion bodes well, the last time I was really excited for an expansion was Cataclysm... I was disappointed.

[(Anonymous)]

I would pay solid money to get at least one gay orc. He would be my favorite orc ever.

But yeah, this expac is pretty much orc dongs as far as the eye can see. (Hopefully.)

[shahrizai]

I'm not sure if Metzen wants to be one of his orcs, fuck one of his orcs, or both. I mean, seriously - nipple rings?

[nightscale]

I'm definitely going with both, the dude has such an orc-boner.

[world_eater]

Well you never thought to wonder why they were creaming their jeans exactly? ;)