[ SECRET POST #2786 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2786 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Legend of Korra]


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03.
[Digger]


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04.
[Transformers: Animated]


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05.
[World of Warcraft, Warlords of Draenor]


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06.
[Marvel]


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07.
[Benedict Cumberbatch]


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08.
[Orange is the New Black]


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09.
[Hemlock Grove]


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10.
[Hardy Boys]


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11.
[The Remains of the Day]










Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 033 secrets from Secret Submission Post #398.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Ever read terrible fic just because you need a fix?

[(Anonymous)]

Feel free to post examples, if you're willing. :)

Re: Ever read terrible fic just because you need a fix?

[(Anonymous)]

SA

I'm not gonna post a full example, but I will post a sentence that I love:

"She studied hard in quantum mechanics, including all of the cultures and religions."

Because quantum mechanics is actually anthropology.

Re: Ever read terrible fic just because you need a fix?

[(Anonymous)]

Hmmm. That's an embarrassing mistake.

Re: Ever read terrible fic just because you need a fix?

[(Anonymous)]

"he punched himself in the face when he felt his genital was flooding itself with blood."

Re: Ever read terrible fic just because you need a fix?

[(Anonymous)]

All the time.

It's mostly because I want to see how long I can last reading the fic before I cringe and give up in disgust.

Re: Ever read terrible fic just because you need a fix?

[(Anonymous)]

I read a crossover with my Shakespeare fandom. Characters (my fave pairing!) and dialogue were by the Bard himself. The fic author just added some adjectives and adverbs, plus a sex scene. Voila, instant fic.

Re: Ever read terrible fic just because you need a fix?

[(Anonymous)]

If it's a rarepair, yes. I have read some of the shittiest Breaking Bad fanfiction just because I wanted to read some Jesse smut (I don't even like Jesse/Walt and I still read a bunch of that because it's what's there).

Re: Ever read terrible fic just because you need a fix?

[cloud_riven]

Oh yes all the time.

"What the fuck were cats supposed to do with a boner?

Shizuo stared down at it and groaned, facepalming with his paw."

I don't bookmark most of the terrific though, so I kind of just binge on this stuff because it's entertaining and yet so interesting. Like that fic I just linked is all over the place in what would normally be some average fluff about half a ship turning into a pet cat. But no, it's filled with that, and also some rape whiplash, and then cat boners, and then fluff, and then angst, and then a scene that would make for such a wonderful climax to a romantic comedy that I'm surprised it hasn't happened yet. It's so weeeeeirrrd.

Fuck this I'm bookmarking that fic.

Re: Ever read terrible fic just because you need a fix?

[(Anonymous)]

I don't have any examples at hand, but I do this occasionally when I feel a desire to read a particular genre of fic - e.g pretending-to-be-a-couple or amnesia - especially when I'm only in the mood for it from a particular fandom, and thus my choices may be very limited if I don't feel like re-reading the actually good fics of this type I've already come across.