I am now imagining that whenever someone accidentally types "bear skin" instead of "bare skin" that they are referring to the people in a world where everyone carries around bear skins. But it's, like, really taboo to show your bear skin, so you keep it under your clothes or stuffed in a bag. And because it's taboo, it's really exciting when you get to see someone's bear skin. There's a whole fetish porn industry surrounding it, whole videos of people just touching each other's bear skin. And sometimes people will show just a little bit of their bear skin when they're trying to pick someone up, and there are even flashers who will go up to people in the park and whip out their bear skin and then run away.

With all of that said...tell me some terrible puns that you like, FS.