[ SECRET POST #2794 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2794 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 022 secrets from Secret Submission Post #399.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 1 2 - not!secrets (random phrases on pictures) ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - posted twice ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
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Comments

Terrible puns

[(Anonymous)]

I am now imagining that whenever someone accidentally types "bear skin" instead of "bare skin" that they are referring to the people in a world where everyone carries around bear skins. But it's, like, really taboo to show your bear skin, so you keep it under your clothes or stuffed in a bag. And because it's taboo, it's really exciting when you get to see someone's bear skin. There's a whole fetish porn industry surrounding it, whole videos of people just touching each other's bear skin. And sometimes people will show just a little bit of their bear skin when they're trying to pick someone up, and there are even flashers who will go up to people in the park and whip out their bear skin and then run away.

With all of that said...tell me some terrible puns that you like, FS.

Re: Terrible puns

[cloud_riven]

Hey, ma!n hello :D ♥♥♥

What sound does a pterodactyl make when it goes to the bathroom? [None! The 'p' is silent] haaahheeehahaah ♥

I was driving by the prison and I saw a midget climbing down the fence. I said to myself, "That's a little condescending!"

/chortles4evurr

Re: Terrible puns

[(Anonymous)]

I was so confused and then I realize you whitetexted.

Re: Terrible puns

[(Anonymous)]

The pterodactyl joke is one of my all-time favorites! :)

Re: Terrible puns

[(Anonymous)]

If you haven't heard this one yet:

What do you call a smug prison inmate going down some stairs?

A condescending con descending. XD

Re: Terrible puns

[cloud_riven]

AH WONDERFUL ♥

Re: Terrible puns

[(Anonymous)]

Nazi uniforms are Boss.

Re: Terrible puns

[(Anonymous)]

The right to bear arms

Re: Terrible puns

[(Anonymous)]

John Freeman got quiet then dropped wepon and said "I have to kill fast and bullets too slow" and started killing Combines with bear hands.

Re: Terrible puns

[morieris]

I just saw one - a steak pun is a rare medium well done

Re: Terrible puns

[(Anonymous)]

+1

That's awesome. :D