[ SECRET POST #2798 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2798 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

What exactly was censored? Because the triple-tit Harpy sure wasn't. I know the film didn't include EVERYTHING from the book, but it's been a while since I read it. Am I forgetting some huge risque omission?

[(Anonymous)]

The tree-woman? I seem to remember her squashing Schmendrick between enormous breasts.

[(Anonymous)]

"Oh god, I'm engaged to a douglas fir. Help! Unicorn, where are you!?"

That's what you get when you inadvertently bring a tree to life while you're tied face-first to its bosom.

For bonus points, the tree calls the unicorn a hussy when she comes to save him.

[(Anonymous)]

this just in: the world is not america and some countries censored that stuff

[(Anonymous)]

yep but usualy it's the other way around, US going apeshit about boobs that won't tick anyone else.

[(Anonymous)]

^ Exactly.

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, America usually does censor that sort of thing. Which you're well aware of, but wanted to be contrary. If I had said 'wait, that wasn't in the American version!' it'd be "this just in: the world is not america and some countries didn't censor that stuff"


You can cram it, my friend.

[(Anonymous)]

LOL at you thinking the US doesn't and wouldn't censor boobs.

[(Anonymous)]

This just in-The American TV version of Child's Play censored Andy's mother saying "god" but not the 'damn it" part.

[(Anonymous)]

this just in: the world is not america and some countries didn't censor this stuff either