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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2014-09-08 06:46 pm

[ SECRET POST #2806 ]


⌈ Secret Post #2806 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Five Nights at Freddy's]


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[Star Trek, MCU, Batman Begins]


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[Twilight Saga]


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[Xenosaga]


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[Doctor Who]


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[Great British Bake Off]


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[Law & Order: Criminal Intent]


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[Minecraft]


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[Macklemore]










Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 044 secrets from Secret Submission Post #401.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Wow.

(Anonymous) 2014-09-08 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure if I'm more baffled by the spam emails I keep getting with offers to help me enlarge something I've never claimed to have, or by the fact that I've only just started getting them after 16 years on the internet.
philstar22: (Drunk Cersei 2)

Re: Wow.

[personal profile] philstar22 2014-09-08 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
It always amuses me how so much spam assumes everyone is male. They're missing out on half of the potential targets in the world.
kallanda_lee: (Default)

Re: Wow.

[personal profile] kallanda_lee 2014-09-08 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
My spam must assume I'm trans because it wants me to have both bigger boobs and a bigger dick.
philstar22: (Default)

Re: Wow.

[personal profile] philstar22 2014-09-08 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I only ever get the bigger dick and hook up with hot chicks ones. Although I did get a gay hookup one once.
kallanda_lee: (Default)

Re: Wow.

[personal profile] kallanda_lee 2014-09-08 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I get gay spam all the time. Not always spam even, just targeted advertising. I occasionally write for an lgbt magazine and the internet knows. Just today I got ad for this hardcore gay Master/slave sex dungeon party.
philstar22: (Default)

Re: Wow.

[personal profile] philstar22 2014-09-08 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw. I wish that was the type of spam I got. Sounds better than the stuff I usually get.
kallanda_lee: (Default)

Re: Wow.

[personal profile] kallanda_lee 2014-09-08 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I must say my gmail does very well at keeping the worst out.

Re: Wow.

(Anonymous) 2014-09-08 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Is it wrong I think that would be kinda hot?
kallanda_lee: (Default)

Re: Wow.

[personal profile] kallanda_lee 2014-09-08 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Not in my opinion, but I might not be the highest authority in that respect.

Re: Wow.

(Anonymous) 2014-09-08 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Slightly OT: Google analytics thinks I'm a middle-aged man and regularly places ads with busty, half-naked women for me. I don't mind though 'cause I'm actually a hella gay girl.

Re: Wow.

(Anonymous) 2014-09-09 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
Oh me too. I find it more amusing than I should, but at least I know I'm not alone.
philstar22: (Drunk Cersei 2)

Re: Wow.

[personal profile] philstar22 2014-09-09 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
Ha. I guess my search history might give the impression I'm male considering I view a lot of nerdy sites and happen to sometimes like porn (though mostly gay porn). I mean, I'm attracted to women sometimes too, so I don't necessarily mind. But some half-naked men sometimes would be nice too.

Re: Wow.

(Anonymous) 2014-09-08 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
How on earth have you managed to avoid them up to now?

Re: Wow.

(Anonymous) 2014-09-08 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Insecure men still outnumber everyone else on the internet. Fact. Mainly because most men are insecure about their dick and sense of self which is tied into it. If you are a guy and disagree, probably because you have a small dick. I have a product that can help you, contact me with "super dick" in the subject line at DDidio@DCEntertainment.com to subscribe.
diet_poison: (Default)

Re: Wow.

[personal profile] diet_poison 2014-09-09 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
lmao. you had me for a bit there.
elaminator: (Avengers: Tony - Seriously?)

Re: Wow.

[personal profile] elaminator 2014-09-09 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
*snort*

Re: Wow.

[personal profile] philippos42 2014-09-09 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
I laughed.
making_excuses: (Default)

Re: Wow.

[personal profile] making_excuses 2014-09-08 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I get spam from; A senior dating site, a Christian dating site and a for some reason Match.com*, also to enlarge my penis and viagra, so apparently the internet thinks I am an elderly Christian man who is desperate for a date, wants a bigger dick and has problems getting it up...

*I have never in my life been to Match.com, heck I have never used any dating site ever.

Re: Wow.

(Anonymous) 2014-09-09 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
ME TOO! They've started just recently after all these years and they want to give me a bigger dick or cars. I'm a woman married to a woman and I can't drive because I am really afraid of cars! Could they at least try to sell me something I might be remotely interested into?!

Re: Wow.

(Anonymous) 2014-09-09 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
I got my first Nigerian prince email about six months ago! I was so excited.
elaminator: (Haikyuu!!: Kageyama (angrily drinking ju)

Re: Wow.

[personal profile] elaminator 2014-09-09 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
Ugh, I get so much spam and it isn't even the fun spam.

I don't need a gold card, I don't need Lasik surgery (don't even wear glasses), I don't drink or do drugs so I don't have a substance abuse problem, and I've already got insurance (even if it's pretty shit).

Re: Wow.

(Anonymous) 2014-09-09 10:03 am (UTC)(link)
You sure? I think you should really cut back on your yogurt milk drinking a bit.
elaminator: (Haikyuu!!: Kageyama (angrily drinking ju)

Re: Wow.

[personal profile] elaminator 2014-09-09 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS, YOU JACKASS.

I feel like I should clarify this is a joke, for anyone who doesn't 'get' it.