[ SECRET POST #2813 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2813 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Vocaloid]


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03.
[Homestuck]


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04.
[Luke Evans, Dracula Untold]


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05.
[Guardians of the Galaxy]


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06.
[John Green]


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07.
[Ace Attorney: The Adventures of Ryunosuke Naruhodou]


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08.
[Legend of Korra]


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09.
[Paul Hollywood of The Great British Bake-Off]















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Comments

[fscom]

04. http://i.imgur.com/s8st9bI.jpg
[Luke Evans, Dracula Untold]

[iceyred]

Judging from the previews, there is no actor that could save this movie.

[mekkio]

That bad?

Shame. I like a good vampire film.

[(Anonymous)]

Which this has made clear it will not be, more's the pity.

[(Anonymous)]

Dominic Cooper.

[(Anonymous)]

Sorry, but nah. I've only seen him in that adaptation of Sense and Sensibility, but I just thought he made an incredibly blah Willoughby. We're supposed to kind of see why Marianne would go for him initially, and I for one never felt that way about Cooper in the role.

[(Anonymous)]

Truth!

[(Anonymous)]

I'm shallow enough to only care that he looks hot

[mekkio]

I really don't get Hollywood's casting brain. Why is it no matter where in Europe the movie takes place, if it is a historical movie they always cast British, Irish, Kiwi and Aussie actors for the roles? (Very, very rarely will they cast an American or a Canadian.) Have a movie taking place in ancient Rome? Cast an all Aussie, an Kiwi, all English cast. Does it take place in Middle Ages Romania? Hire a Welsh.

Strange enough, when it comes to many Hollywood movies where the story is historical UK, they never cast the right ethnicity there either. Tony Blair? Hire a Welsh actor. Thatcher? Try American! William Wallace? Aussie-American!

It doesn't make any sense...

[(Anonymous)]

As far as historical Romans=English accent dramas go, I believe it's because to American audiences, the English accent is our best audible cue for "aristocracy" or "upper class." It sounds arch, sophisticated, pleasantly antiquated, and brings to mind an ~imperial lifestyle.

[(Anonymous)]

It's because they usually go for either a posh British accent or a generic European accent and most American actors don't do either one very well. Aussies and Kiwis are used to it because they spend more time working in the UK.

[(Anonymous)]

This movie looks likes like pure, nacho cheese shit.

[peablossom]

This movie looks so utterly cheesily ridiculously that I don't even dare that Orlando Bloom's twin is starring in it.

Now I'm trying to figure out who would make me want to see it if they were cast.

[(Anonymous)]

Robert Downey Jr. - Maybe
Joseph Gordon-Levitt - Possibly
Hugh Dancy - Possibly
Sebastian Stan - Probably

[(Anonymous)]

Ugh i'm so torn on this film.

on the one hand, yayyyy a vampire film that explores the historical legend of Dracula!

on the other hand... a giant fist made of bats.

[(Anonymous)]

Same here. It looks like the kind of dumbass movie I'd enjoy, except ... it clearly needs a better lead.

[(Anonymous)]

Well, at least they didn't cast Orlando Bloom.

[darkmanifest]

I didn't even know this existed until now. I love a good ridiculous vampire flick, but this one certainly looks like it's drinking heavily from the Tired Cliche Fountain, and taking itself too seriously while it does.

[dancing_serpent]

I don't care. I just want that armour. Badly! *g*