[ SECRET POST #2816 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2816 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Douglas Preston & Lincoln Child, Pendergast series]


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[Oblivion, Vicente Valtieri]

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[Teen Wolf]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 010 secrets from Secret Submission Post #402.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - posted twice ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

The fucking zipper broke on the pair of jeans that I just bought a fucking month ago.

I have half a mind to go down to Old Navy, make them take the jeans back and tell them that I will never EVER EVER buy another fucking thing from them again.

[(Anonymous)]

Well, it's Old Navy, so I assume the jeans just cost you the change in your pocket...

[(Anonymous)]

Fuck off whore.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm not hating! just commenting on my personal experience with Old Navy

[dethtoll]

Whoa, sit down before you hurt something.

[(Anonymous)]

otakugal?

[(Anonymous)]

Nah, she'd have a snarky pony avatar and couple more paragraphs to give the "finishing blow."

[diet_poison]

That seems like a rather extreme reaction.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm hearing this secret as if it were sung by Taylor Swift. I feel your pain. P.S. Old Navy's clothes are cheap, both in price and quality.

MY ATTEMPT TO WRITE HALF OF A TAYLOR SWIFT SONG

[(Anonymous)]

Old Navy is cheap
That's what they say.
But I do my own thing,
Yeah, I like it my way.

Well, wouldn't ya know
(I got my zipper caught and it came off)
They were right all along,
(Only been a month and now they're junk)
And now I'm stuck here
Singing this song.

CHORUS:
Should've known right from the start
That you were gonna break my heart.
Oh, pair of jeans, from Old Navy,
You were bad news, bad news,
Shoulda known I was settin' myself
Up to lose, oh!
If only I had been just a little bit wiser
I'd still have that dollar and a pair of low-risers,
But pair of jeans, from Old Navy
You had to come along and break my heart.
(I DESERVE IT)