[ SECRET POST #2824 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2824 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[John Oliver]


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10. [SPOILERS for Ghost Trick]



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11. [SPOILERS for Kick Ass 2]



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12. [SPOILERS for Haven]



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13. [SPOILERS for Spec Ops: The Line]



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14. [WARNING for rape]



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15. [WARNING for rape]



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16. [WARNING for rape]



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17. [WARNING for rape]



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18. [WARNING for self-harm]

[Kill la Kill]










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Comments

[fscom]

11. [SPOILERS for Kick Ass 2]
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[(Anonymous)]

I'm going to go out on a limb here - and maybe this is a controversial opinion - but I don't think you should be a real-life vigilante.

[mekkio]

Not if you want to live long...

[(Anonymous)]

and prosper

[arcadiaego]

This is good advice.

[sarillia]

Yeah, Batman is fun and all but in real life I can't get behind one person throwing away the justice system. It needs work but I don't think one person making all the decisions based on their personal opinions is an improvement.

[(Anonymous)]

Find your local chapter of the Guardian Angels and volunteer with them. I did.

[dethtoll]

Especially shouldn't be using a Mark Millar property as your inspiration.

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, that guy's lawyers are mean punks.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't think discouraging someone to engage in illegal behavior is controversial.

[(Anonymous)]

Villains in real life don't wear color-coded costumes.

[(Anonymous)]

Ever thought about being a cop? It's a whole lot less of a coward's job than vigilante.

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, shooting unarmed black men definitely isn't a job for cowards.

[(Anonymous)]

Obv. that option is also open to vigilantes, see: George Zimmerman

[insanenoodlyguy]

This ends one of three ways, in all of them your boyfriend is safe!

1. You get your ass kicked/ shot

2. You get your ass arrested.

3. You get bored when it turns out that randomly walking around in a costume doesn't actually help you find any crime.

Nobody's going after your boyfriend because you'll never be a big enough threat to warrent that. Go join the police if you actually have an urge to police your community.

[elaminator]

Haha, that sounds pretty accurate. (I feel like three would happen before they even got the chance to get assaulted or arrested. Waiting for crime to happen must be awfully boring.)

[iceyred]

I am dubious of anyone who thinks they would be a serious threat to criminal scum.

[(Anonymous)]

This is one of the dumbest secrets I've seen in a while. You sound thirteen. Sorry, I guess.

[(Anonymous)]

Yeeeah, see, there isn't that much crime that you'd be able to stop by busting heads/shooting people. You'd pretty much have to be very lucky (or unlucky, as the case may be).

[(Anonymous)]

What the fuck are you talking about?