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fandomsecrets2014-09-26 06:38 pm
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[ SECRET POST #2824 ]
⌈ Secret Post #2824 ⌋
Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.
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10. [SPOILERS for Ghost Trick]
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14. [WARNING for rape]
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[Kill la Kill]
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Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
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The purplest prose ever
I've been trawling the archives of Bad RPers Suck, and I just found this. From an ad for a game where everyone played as wolves:
The petite enchantress slinks out from behind the thicket which surrounds the outskirts of her land; frame bending, coiling and curving between the trees and foliage. As she comes closer you get a better look of her visage; an agathokakological beam plastered upon it, showing her 42 crimson stained ivories, her tympanums perked bolt upright, those radiating luminaires which seem to be sparkling golden with hints of caramel in hue pierce right through you. Next you direct your attention at her bodice, trying to read her body language; Is she here to kill you? Or simply curious? The alluring vixetta glides closer to where you are standing; her scapula move in sequence of each other, her powerful fulcrums bare scars along with the rest of her body, she is small yet you know she is not to be underestimated… Summus Tergum slants and curves as she perambulates even nearer, all with sheer elegance in her stride you prepare for your doom…Then she Parts her mandible from her maxilla, her salmon-hued ribbon beginning to vibrate as she starts to speak, her voice shocks you, it is not deep and cold like you expected, its like sing-song, sweet, gentle and warming with a risky edge.- ‘’Well, well, well.. You seem to have stumbled into our territory…’’ -Suddenly there is a low noise, it feels like the ground is shaking beneth your peds, it was a growl... You gaze around confused, only to find there are hundreds of pairs of occuli upon you.. The growling continues until the charcoal lupine before flicks her fifth appendage, in such a swift movement that it slices through the air, everyone falls silence the instant she does so.. The Alphess’ voice turns even more edgey as she speaks her last few words.- ‘’You better have a good reason for being here…. Or else we’ll savage you and feed you to our pups…’’ –Suddenly she turns cheery, before speaking once more.- If you do have an acceptable reason we will have no problems…’’ –A smirk beholds her features as she waits for a reply.-
I'm curious if anyone can top it.
Re: The purplest prose ever
(Anonymous) 2014-09-27 01:32 am (UTC)(link)AGATHOKAKOLOGICAL : composed of both good and evil
IMO, purple prose is often composed with the abuse of a thesaurus.
Re: The purplest prose ever
(Anonymous) 2014-09-27 02:15 am (UTC)(link)Re: The purplest prose ever
Sounds p interesting ngl. (totally only read the last sentence)
Re: The purplest prose ever
(Anonymous) 2014-09-27 04:42 am (UTC)(link)But I'll try. I noticed I gained another tumblr follower.
They have this as one of their first page entries:
"I experienced such a strong hostile reaction to this assignment. I’ve yet to write an instrumental piece. I couldn’t bring myself to make any headway on the assignment. In almost every instance in life, I am incredibly repulsed by ignorant inanity, the disingenuous, and the consciously manipulative. I could not bring myself to write just a “pretty” or “progressive” piece of music. Why? For what purpose? What message would it carry? Everything I wrote sounded like I was trying too hard. And it was nothing but “interesting.” What does that do? Music isn’t an end in itself- nothing earthly can be. It will always disappoint. It is a vehicle for something greater. This is why I have such an affinity for vocal music- one can easily discern a message or a purpose in order to be moved in a very legitimate way. As this is my first instrumental piece, I have yet to understand how to convey a legitimate passion alongside a substantial message without the use of language (though I know it can be done). But what I was doing was what plenty of undergrad students and even well- known composers do constantly: write faddish, vapid, manipulatively “pretty” music. I couldn’t do it. I eventually started writing a theme and variations on the Tallis canon and that prodded my imagination and my interest. It sustained me. And now, as composing always does, it has consumed my everyday thought.
A time for self- reflection: One of millions of reasons I am identified as an enigmatic, plagued mind and spirit is that I do indeed embody the very things I detest (as listed above). I am constantly living in repulsion of myself. I’m not sure how to counter that. "
What a pretentious douchebag.
Re: The purplest prose ever