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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2014-10-29 06:54 pm
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[ SECRET POST #2857 ]


⌈ Secret Post #2857 ⌋

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(Anonymous) 2014-10-30 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
I thought Danny Pink was a mathematics teacher?

(Or this is the biggest coincidental headcanon wank ever.)

(Anonymous) 2014-10-30 01:05 pm (UTC)(link)
No, he's a squaddie. That is a fucking PE teacher no matter what their job title happens to be. He drops everything for teambuilding physical exercise lessons and trying to turn school kids into soldiers. You can take the dopey fucker out of the army, but once it is the army will will always be in the dopey fucker. Never hire a squaddie to be anything other than a PE teacher or alcoholic security guard.

(Anonymous) 2014-10-30 01:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Military Math.

If Sgt. Smith commits five war crimes.

And Pvts. Jones and Watkins commit seven each.

How many war crimes does that make?

A: None! We cover them up and rape the witnesses so they won't complain.


Math Question courtesy of Wikileaks, Snowden Documents & Chelsea Manning.

And that is why soldiers can't be math teachers.

(Anonymous) 2014-10-30 02:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Dumb foreigners with their military bashing.
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