[ SECRET POST #2860 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2860 ⌋

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Comments

(frozen comment) How to get away with murder

[(Anonymous)]

Not that shitty show.

I want your plans fs. How would you get away with it.

Inb4 join the military or police.

(frozen comment) Re: How to get away with murder

[(Anonymous)]

1. Become super rich.
2. ???
3. Profit!

(frozen comment) Re: How to get away with murder

[(Anonymous)]

Probably a poison, perhaps cyanide, something that could easily be put into food or drink without their being a massive tip off to it. Then placing the body in a barrel of sulfuric acid. Other details vary on who's, what's, where's, and when's, but generally I'd do that.

(frozen comment) Re: How to get away with murder

[dethtoll]

Go into politics first.

(frozen comment) Re: How to get away with murder

[(Anonymous)]

I picked them up at random, drove to the moors, fucked them on the heather and dumped their body in the clyde. The trick is to do it when it is raining really hard and the rivers are in spate. They get washed out to sea before anyone realises they are missing, ground evidence is washed away, no one is looking up enough in the rain to make out your car, and the cctv cameras are all fogged up with condensation.

I mean that is how I would do it, if I were going to. Anyone know what the weather forecast for Motherwell is this week by the way?

(frozen comment) Re: How to get away with murder

[(Anonymous)]

feed them all to my cowplant

(frozen comment) Re: How to get away with murder

[comradesmiler]

Wear gloves.

(frozen comment) Re: How to get away with murder

[(Anonymous)]

1. Make certain that no-one knows you have a motive. Don't tell anyone that you have problems with this person and certainly don't call the cops on them.

2. Make your move in a place that does not have cameras and during a time other people are not around.

3. Wear gloves, and a mask if you are paranoid.

4. Wipe the weapon and get rid of it. Throw it in a lake or river (and not anywhere near the shore).

5. Burn the clothes you were wearing, just in case, and wash yourself.

6. If the police question you, don't admit to anything. Ever.

7. Profit. Most criminals get caught, because they don't follow even these simple steps.

(frozen comment) Re: How to get away with murder

[(Anonymous)]

I probably wouldn't get away with it

(frozen comment) Re: How to get away with murder

[(Anonymous)]

Lei claim self-defence and hope that being a blond well educated girl gets me of.

(frozen comment) Re: How to get away with murder

[(Anonymous)]

Do it in Italy the Anglo-American press industry will be automatically on your side then too.

(frozen comment) Re: How to get away with murder

[(Anonymous)]

Wait until she is in the bathroom then shoot through the door claiming you thought it was an intruder. You only get manslaughter then.

(frozen comment) Re: How to get away with murder

[(Anonymous)]

For the US
Be white and kill somebody black.
Oops, did I go there.

(frozen comment) Re: How to get away with murder

[case]

I'm pretty sure we could get in trouble with DW for this, so locking it.