[ SECRET POST #2865 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2865 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Once Upon a Time]


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03.
[Transformers: Prime]


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04.
[Star Trek: The Next Generation]


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05.
[Malcolm Tucker, The Thick of It]


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06.
[Once Upon a Time]


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07.
[Flight Rising]


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08.
[Transformers: Prime]


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09.
[Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.]
















Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 013 secrets from Secret Submission Post #409.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - random image ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

05. http://oi59.tinypic.com/2unyckx.jpg
[Malcolm Tucker, The Thick of It]

[(Anonymous)]

Malcolm. <3

[(Anonymous)]

He's too foul for me, although I totally understand you.

That accent, his power, and his scatologically inventive flow of words are a heady combination.

[sabotabby]

I am concerned about the extent to which this is true of me as well.

[(Anonymous)]

Love him :)

[(Anonymous)]

A The Thick of It secret! All hail the Caledonian Mafia.

ugh!

[(Anonymous)]

He is my least favorite character of the last ten years or so of television.

[(Anonymous)]

I want to be his Jamie. I want to be his female Jamie and I want him to yell at me and I want to yell back and it whips up a frenzy of sexual Scottish energy and we fuck heartily against a wall or Ollie's desk or in front of Cal "The Fucker" Richards and maybe even he can join in and we'll all swear at each other and hatefuck each other until we pass out and wake up and fuck again and again until I can't walk straight and he can't stand up from sheer sexual exhaustion.

Somehow I want the real Jamie to be a part of this orgy. So maybe I don't want to be his Jamie. I want Jamie and his bush baby eyes to stare me down while I'm going down on him or Malcolm is going down on him and I'm going down on Malcolm and DID YOU KNOW HE WAS GOING TO BE A PRIEST? Like, sex with Jamie is like some kind of sexual confession and Malcolm has sinned and needs some forgiveness and I'm just along for the ride, holy shit.


I haven't thought about this too much. Obviously.

[(Anonymous)]

That was weirdly specific and yet I can relate.

[(Anonymous)]

One flaw, though, is that Malcolm only does his shagging in five star hotels. Probably need to rework that fantasy slightly?


Although, a mass fucking on Ollie Reeder's desksounds glorious.

[(Anonymous)]

Have you been in my mind?

"Jamie and his bush baby eyes" yeah, I definitely need that.

[(Anonymous)]

I may have read a few Malcolm/Jamies in my lifetime. I may have a rec list.

I may have written a few Malcolm/Jamies in my lifetime.


I definitely have written Malcolm/Jamie in my lifetime, ok?

[(Anonymous)]

https://delicious.com/peachpitrulz/pairing%3A%20Malcolm%20Tucker%2FJamie%20MacDonald

The second link doesn't work, though. She took it down. It was amazing, though. Jamie discreetlyfucking Malcolm against a door in Malcolm's house while the entirety of DoSAC is downstairs.

But everything else should be gold.

[(Anonymous)]

OP have you seen the actor on Doctor Who yet?

OP

[(Anonymous)]

Yep, and I love it. Capaldi is excellence. Not as sweary as Malcolm though, which is a real shame.

Re: OP

[(Anonymous)]

My headcanon is that Twelve swears EXACTLY like Malcolm except it's in Gallifreyan and the TARDIS' translation matrix censors it because think of the children!

[(Anonymous)]

You make me want to watch this. This sounds like the kind of person I should not like, could not like, and yet...I'll probably be right there with you. In theory at least.

[(Anonymous)]

It's magical. Malcolm is an asshole and Jamie is a tiny little psycho, but I'd fuck them both-at the same time, even-with much enthusiasm.

OP

[(Anonymous)]

That's exactly how it is... you know you shouldn't like him, but you do anyway. To be fair, he can be extremely charming so I think partly he tricks you into it.

[(Anonymous)]

Your s!b still stands, but ugh, he's so dishy.

[(Anonymous)]

that certainly doesn't hurt

[(Anonymous)]

He's so hot! I mean, partly I just think Capaldi is hot (loving him on Doctor Who!) but Malcolm's character is bizarrely irresistible, too. He was the source of my Capaldi crush.

[(Anonymous)]

He's much more interesting as Malcolm Tucker than in Doctor Who. I really miss that character.

[arcadiaego]

He is usually nice to his PA though, maybe just be that and you'll be fine.

[(Anonymous)]

Fuckity-bye! :)