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http://myfox8.com/2014/11/03/burlington-man-eating-olive-garden-every-day-twice-a-day-for-seven-weeks/

“I would love to be the person that ate the most of the 1,000 people. That would be a good contest to win,” said Martin. “Because that means I got the most value out of the card of anyone in the United States.”

For some reason this is the fucking funniest thing I've ever seen. Holy shit I am dying here. Basically, a guy bought a $100 dollar "pasta pass" at Olive Garden, and has now used it to eat lunch and dinner at Olive Garden every single day for a month and a half, and he's just so enthusiastic about it and talks about it so matter of factly. Just amazing.

I saw that and thought it was hilarious, too. I don't think I'd ever go that far to prove how much I can take advantage of a $100 pass (oh my god eating Olive Garden twice a day would be SO bad for you) but it's kind of funny that this guy did.

I dunno, the report says he gets salad along with the pasta. Salad and some pasta are a pretty good meal.

I almost want to make fun of someone who would be that enthusiastic to eat at Oliver Garden but he just...looks so happy.

Keep on truckin' pasta dude

You USians are so weird.

You tried.

The most hilarious thing I saw about this had a head line like "Man survives eating at Olive Garden for six weeks." (bolding mine.)

And this post made me super hungry for spaghetti because I've had a migraine for most of the day and haven't eaten anything.

That's like a King of Queens joke. What?

I don't know how decent Olive Garden actually is (I've only been about twice and both times were years ago), but unlimited pasta and breadsticks sound good to me! Good on him for getting his money's worth. :p

(I bet no one at the restaurant actually expected him to show up that often. I would have loved to see the staffs face when he started showing up twice a day, haha. Though as much as I love pasta...how isn't he sick of it by now?!)

I just like the way he talks about it. He's so proud of maximizing the value. And when he's talking to the waitress, he's just so happy about his Olive Garden food. I can't hate on that.

Sweet Jesus, that's horrible. Have you ever eaten Olive Garden's food? It's so bad it gets made fun of by HEDGE FUNDS.

http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2014-09-12/how-to-fix-olive-garden-a-hedge-funds-294-page-recipe-for-darden

That's like having pedophiles look down on you.

I have.

Olive Garden food is pretty fucking good from where I sit.

In all fairness to Olive Garden, that was a hedge fund that was trying to wrest control of the company away from the present board, so they're hardly unbiased.

AYRT

Yeah, but I used to work at Olive Garden, and believe me, they weren't exaggerating. That shit about not salting the water? True.

What you consider good =/= what others consider good

*shrug*

Olive Garden ain't hurtin' from it, and dude seems pretty happy and relatively healthy. I don't see a problem with it.

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