[ SECRET POST #2872 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2872 ⌋

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Comments

Re: Favorite Dinosaur?

[iceyred]

They didn't evolve, they mated. Unicorns mated with real whales and narwhals were the result.

Re: Favorite Dinosaur?

[(Anonymous)]

"real whales"

lmao I'm picturing you going around insulting all the narwhals by telling them they're not real whales

Re: Favorite Dinosaur?

[iceyred]

Iceyred stood in front of the aquarium tank, a milkshake in her hand and evil on her mind. In front of her swam dozens of fish, turtles, and the occasional shark. She liked sharks; they swam around eating whatever they wanted and gave the impression of not giving a damn about the rest of their aquatic world. But she wasn't here for the sharks.

Her eyes scanned the tank until they lighted upon her target. The innocent narwhal, a happy blob of marine mammally-joy, swam up to her and tapped its horn against the glass. It was as if it was greeting her, hoping to melt the ice around her little black heart.

She leaned closer and the mouthed the cold words of truth carefully, so the narwhal could not mistake her meaning.

"You are not a real whale!"

Without another word, she turned so she wouldn't be faced with the irritation of watching the narwhal cry. Sucker. It should hear what she said to baby seals.

Re: Favorite Dinosaur?

[insanenoodlyguy]

This is now my iceyred headcanon

Re: Favorite Dinosaur?

[iceyred]

Making adorable sea creatures weep is how I spend all my vacations.