[ SECRET POST #2878 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2878 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

cheesy joke thread

[(Anonymous)]

gimme your worst

What do you call cheese you don't own?

[(Anonymous)]

Nacho cheese!

Thank you, and goodnight.

Re: What do you call cheese you don't own?

[lex_antonia]

Which cheese is made backwards?

Edam.


Which cheese can you use to disguise a horse?

Mascarpone.

No, wait, I have more

[(Anonymous)]

Holmes: I do believe you aren't wearing any underwear today.
Watson: However can you tell that, Holmes?
Holmes: Elementary my dear Watson. I can see your bottom.

Re: cheesy joke thread

[saku]

a lion and a cheetah decide to have a race. naturally the cheetah wins, so the lion turns to him and says, "you cheetah!" to which the cheetah replies, "stop lion!"

Re: cheesy joke thread

[darkmanifest]

Oh my god hahaha.

Re: cheesy joke thread

[siofrabunnies]

A woman walked into a pub and asked the barman for a double entendre. So he gave her one.

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you any good at physics?
when i run into a wall i usually stop

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What's green and has wheels?
-Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Re: cheesy joke thread

[loracarol]

I don't have any gouda ones, I'm sorry. :(

Re: cheesy joke thread

[(Anonymous)]

That's terribrie disappointing :(

Re: cheesy joke thread

[(Anonymous)]

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?










A carrot.

Re: cheesy joke thread

[(Anonymous)]

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus?










You poke 'im on.

Re: cheesy joke thread

[(Anonymous)]

Why do elephants paint their balls red?
So they can hide in cherry trees!

What is the loudest sound in the jungle?
Giraffes eating cherries off the trees.

What is yellow and highly dangerous?
Shark infested custard!

Re: cheesy joke thread

[(Anonymous)]

how can you tell which one's Ronald McDonald at a nudist colony?
he's got sesame seeds on his buns!