[ SECRET POST #2881 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2881 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 076 secrets from Secret Submission Post #412.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

07. http://i57.tinypic.com/11hfdic.jpg

[(Anonymous)]

They don't. Nobody would have sex with that thing.

[(Anonymous)]

*that Thing

[loracarol]

Well, I mean, he's always hard, so that's got to help, right?



I am so sorry

[silverr]

Yeah, but she has to get stoned first.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm always wondering about things like that!

[(Anonymous)]

Lubricant

Lots of lubricant

[(Anonymous)]

Since she's blind he could probably just stick one of his fingers in her vagoo and she wouldn't be able to tell the difference.

[(Anonymous)]

Sometimes happy marriages/couplings exist with no need for sex. Or maybe sexual intercourse itself. They are happy with each other, that's all that matters.

[dreemyweird]

+1. I'm not a member of this fandom, but maybe she's asexual, or he is, or both. Or they just aren't interested in having sex with each other all that much.

[othellia]

Toys?

[(Anonymous)]

Maybe she's just into that

[(Anonymous)]

He probably eats her out.

[(Anonymous)]

But is his tongue made of stone? And will it cause lacerations?

[queerwolf]

Are you Brody from Mallrats?

[(Anonymous)]

I can't believe this wasn't the first comment.

[(Anonymous)]

Does the Thing still have genitalia?

[silverr]

*trying to make something out of "stones"*

[(Anonymous)]

Stan Lee says yeah, but it's basically more orange rock.

[philippos42]

Wait, wait, wait. Alicia is black in one of the movie versions?

Now I'm curious.

[iggy]

Rock hard 24/7.

It's okay anon, I can't help but think about stuff like that as well.

[(Anonymous)]

If he can pee he can do the rest too?

His fingers won't be softer btw
Have you ever tried some sex toys..

Carefully

[(Anonymous)]

. . . would by my guess.

But can his dick feel like a human dick can?

[(Anonymous)]

So...is his skin as insensitive to pleasure as it is to pain? Because that would be a shame. Maybe they do mutual fingering?

[(Anonymous)]