[ SECRET POST #2885 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2885 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Avengers]


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03.
[Terminator: Genisys]


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04.
[Red Dwarf]


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05.
[Gracepoint/Broadchurch]


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06.
[Doctor Who]


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07.
[All The President's Men]


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08.
[The Great Mouse Detective]


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09.
[Supernatural]


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10.
[Transformers: Prime]












Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 024 secrets from Secret Submission Post #412.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
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Comments

[a_potato]

All I can think about is Thor saying, "you people are so petty...and tiny."

[iceyred]

Thor's little brother shows up and demands to use his 15% employee discount. He wrecks the t-shirt display before he leaves. The same t-shirt display that Clint spent over an hour folding and stacking.

Natasha gets hit on by someone old enough to be her grandfather.

When he gently explains that her coupon does not apply to clearance items, some little old lady calls Bruce a bitch and throws the coupon at him. It does not end well for her.

Steve gets hit on by someone old enough to be from his generation.

Tony is that one co-worker who goes and hides in the dressing rooms to avoid working, damn him.

[othellia]

Yes. With the added bonus of the pervy grandfather attempting to feel Natasha up and she breaks his arm whereas Steve simply blushes and carries on.

At the end of the day, Natasha, Bruce, and Tony are fired. Thor, Clint, and Steve get to stay on.

(Also, Thor by the way, is in charge of smiling at people and customer relations and making sure everyone lines up in an orderly queue instead of trampling over everyone else for a PS4.)

[iceyred]

In my experience, the people who went and hid from the work when there was a crush of shoppers were the ones who had been there for years and never got fired. Tony has to stay.

So does Natasha, because she works in the Men's Department and pretty women make men buy stuff.

[tasogare_n_hime]

Nick Fury as general manager?

And featuring Stan Lee as "The Store Owner, who hardly ever shows up."

[iceyred]

Awwww yiss. And Hill is the long suffering assistant branch manager.