[ SECRET POST #2892 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2892 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Brendon Urie, Panic! at the Disco]


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03.
[Legend of Korra]


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04.
[Natalie Dormer]


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05.
(CE3K)


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06.
[Kiefer Sutherland, The Lost Boys]


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07.
[Diego Luna/The Book of Life]


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08.
[British comedian Jon Richardson, 8 out of 10 Cats]


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09.
[BBC Robin Hood]










Notes:

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Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - posted twice ].
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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Right because no star every lies about stuff to make themselves seem unique. She and I can both look like assholes, OK?

[(Anonymous)]

Eeeeexcept in this case she's mentioning the naturally crooked mouth not because it makes her unique but because people (like you?) keep assuming she's smirking or being smarmy when in fact she isn't. Seems like a very reasonable thing to want to clear up.

[(Anonymous)]

Of all the things to lie about to apparently make yourself cool, you think a celebrity is going to go with "my smile is a little crooked"?

[(Anonymous)]

I know, right? Seems totally plausible, and anon clearly knows better than than she does what's REALLY up with her mouth.

[tcex28]

So to recap - she goes around smirking all the time, in order to maintain the lie that she has a naturally crooked mouth? Sounds legit.

[(Anonymous)]

Right? You'd think if she wanted to look cool and unique to people she meets she could lead with "I'm a fucking celebrity"

[(Anonymous)]

No, you got it wrong! Her smirk is there to distract us from Hollywood spraying Chemtrails that make us crave popcorn in theaters!

[(Anonymous)]

Pretty sure there's only one asshole in this scenario and it's not Natalie Dormer.

[(Anonymous)]

A crooked smile - yes, that's a feature utterly unique to stars who are faking it for fame and fortune!

[othellia]

Ugh, yeah. I have a natural crooked smile. Where do I sign up for my faking it for fame and fortune card?

[(Anonymous)]

I knew a girl in high school who had one eye that was slightly askew so it didn't line up with the other one. Now that I've been converted by the brilliant wisdom of your comment, I'm going to look her up on Facebook and shame her for lying about it just so she could be unique. Thank you, Definitely Not An Asshole anon!

[(Anonymous)]

Was it Shannen Doherty?

[(Anonymous)]

Huh? Explaining that the way you smile is a family trait is somehow "look[ing] like an asshole"? Why?