[ SECRET POST #2910 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2910 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

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Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

What's the weirdest thing you have fapped to?

[(Anonymous)]

Tell me.

Re: What's the weirdest thing you have fapped to?

[(Anonymous)]

My math homework.

Re: What's the weirdest thing you have fapped to?

[(Anonymous)]

I think I have, too. Sometimes I'd get so frustrated with a problem I couldn't solve and the frustration got so intense it turned sexual.

Re: What's the weirdest thing you have fapped to?

[(Anonymous)]

A broken VCR.

Re: What's the weirdest thing you have fapped to?

[(Anonymous)]

Please tell me it's a cutesy way to say Video Girl Ai?

Re: What's the weirdest thing you have fapped to?

[(Anonymous)]

Nope. It's just what it sounds like. The VCR wouldn't play tapes anymore and I fapped to the extreme emotional distress of it. I'm the same anon who fapped to frustration at math problems I couldn't solve... well, there's a pattern I just figured out.

Re: What's the weirdest thing you have fapped to?

[(Anonymous)]

So then would orgasm denial basically be your biggest kink ever

Re: What's the weirdest thing you have fapped to?

[(Anonymous)]

A total wipeout compilation of people falling of balls.

Tw rape like stuff/ underage

[(Anonymous)]

That story going around that everyone was pissed off about a while back. That one about the woman who wrote a book and in it wrote about sexually abusing her sister and masturbating in bed next to her. I don't remember the details. But I kind of got turned on by the sexually coercive nature of of their relationship and constructed a fantasy in which the masturbation turned into mutual masturbation and then turned into sex. I masturbate to rape fantasies all the time but that was the first time I used a rl story to create my fantasy.

No.

[(Anonymous)]

I will do no such thing.

Re: No.

[elaminator]

Welp, I read this in Cullen's voice... It's probably time I step away from the DA fandom.

Re: No fun.

[cloud_riven]

Fixed ur header 4 u

Re: No fun.

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah where's YOUR answer then?

Re: What's the weirdest thing you have fapped to?

[(Anonymous)]

Animals mating in a nature documentary.

Re: What's the weirdest thing you have fapped to?

[(Anonymous)]

Top Gear

Re: What's the weirdest thing you have fapped to?

[(Anonymous)]

...kissing cousins smut.

I am pretty shocked with myself.

Re: What's the weirdest thing you have fapped to?

[feotakahari]

Have you ever heard the phrase "My dick is so big, it has a dick, and my dick's dick is bigger than your dick?" I've read that hentai. (Makita Aoi is an underrated genius, even if I suspect he writes some of his stuff by playing drunken darts with a dartboard marked with fetishes.)

Re: What's the weirdest thing you have fapped to?

[(Anonymous)]

Some weird horror/hentai manga where the chick gets a rash that turns into holes and putting things in the holes feels good so she starts stuffing progressively larger things in her holes until she's some sort of ecstatic blob-monster.

Or, there was this old creepypasta about a girl who gets raped by Cheerios.

Or, those posts by the girl who put maggots in her vagina.

Re: What's the weirdest thing you have fapped to?

[(Anonymous)]

http://banjosbbs.blogspot.com/2013/05/the-wonderful-world-of-emilyverse.html

Re: What's the weirdest thing you have fapped to?

[herpymcderp]

An anime picture of a scantily clad soldier girl holding a decapitated minotaur head.

Probably weirdest because it wasn't all that overtly sexual.

Re: What's the weirdest thing you have fapped to?

[(Anonymous)]

A lot of scholarly historical works. Doing my readings for class when I was in college was... interesting.

Re: What's the weirdest thing you have fapped to?

[(Anonymous)]

Well, I didn't think this was a thread I could contribute to, but I just recalled.....last week someone seated nearby was playing a game on a tablet without earbuds. The player was manipulating cat meows so that it was weirdly long and drawn out and the more I heard, the more my brain turned it into sexual moans. I started hearing it as two women grinding and moaning and the next thing you know, I needed some alone time.

I feel so dirty admitting that.

Re: What's the weirdest thing you have fapped to?

[(Anonymous)]

Draco Malfoy skullfucked by his father.

Re: What's the weirdest thing you have fapped to?

[(Anonymous)]

... oviposition erotica.

Re: What's the weirdest thing you have fapped to?

[(Anonymous)]

I have strong mental compulsions so just scrolling by this thread earlier sent a signal to my brain that I should masturbate so... this thread, I guess.