fandomsecrets | [ SECRET POST #358 ]

⌈ Secret Post #358 ⌋

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Do you get attacked regularly, kitten? Once more you are making assumptions. Please do not paint motivations upon us that are not there. We do not wear that fashion well, as it clashes with our button eyes.

No where in our comment did we indicate we were angry. We are not sure where you got that impression.

We actually agree with you. We are just warning against making assumptions. The secret maker is not telepathic, neither are we. It's more a matter of say what you mean. mean what you say,, neither of which the secret maker has done as they were (deliberately? who's to say? We certainly can't) vague and quite nonspecific.

As our sockpuppet handler is male, he assures us that actual anal sex (and it's not exclusive to gay sex, by the by. Many heterosexual and bisexual couples enjoy anal sex) can be quite messy and smelly, dependent on many factors. We continue to assert, however, that the medium by which yaoi/slash/het writers usually express themselves, is of a romantic nature and we are not convinced that most readers (who are more than likely other female authors but will allow that many male authors, too) would be interested in the discussion of skid marks, pools of brown on the sheets and other such distasteful, but very realistic, descriptions of what anal sex entails.

It is us who should apologize for apparently triggering a very negative reaction in you.

...Why are you talking in royal plurals?

Because we are sock!

Makes as much sense as anything.

I don't get attacked regularly, no. I don't usually have to face aggressive people at home or at work. I certainly don't invite it upon myself while walking down the street, either. Like I said, it doesn't matter to me why slash is written and why it is appealing. I was just offering a suggestion as to what the secret meant. I'll try not to do that to one of your comments in the future.

If it makes you feel better to make us the enemy, pidgeon, knock yourself out. We were just suggesting for you to not put meaning into other people's mouths and read into their comments more than was there.

Not once was there an attack against you from us. We were just having a discussion. You apparently took offense and tried to lay the onus of that back onto us to make yourself appear the victim of an attack in what was a discussion you were obviously uncomfortable with having started.

But it seems to make it easier for you to get along in the world to make us the bad guy, so carry on.

However, yes. In the future, kindly do not assign motivations, or assume meaning to us and what we say. The secret maker may appreciate that. We do not.

Are you for real? Enemy? That's taking the words of a discussion way out of proportion, especially from someone who has been rude to someone who has refrained from condensation and aggression. I don't have enemies, sweetie, because that takes more effort than I'm willing to give for anything but fucking and teaching. On a scale of 0 to ten, your words rank a definite 0 on the happiness of my life. So why do I need to make you an enemy? I didn't take offense, I just raised an eyebrow and wondered if were this unpleasant in your normal life. But, it's not my problem if you are or aren't, so good luck being unpleasant to people.

And apparently, I wasn't being assumptive. I was being perceptive. Good to know. Now, go along now. Go write more emotional kissing and clean slash and make the gay male community wonder if you really understand anything about then at all. I'm done with you.

It appears you need to go back and read your responses to me, sweetiepie. You aren't the only one being "perceptive".

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