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fandomsecrets2007-12-29 06:18 pm
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[ SECRET POST #358 ]
⌈ Secret Post #358 ⌋
Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.
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Secrets Left to Post: 12 pages, 289 secrets from Secret Submission Post #052.
Secrets Not Posted: 0 broken links, 0 not!secrets, 0 not!fandom, [ 1 ] repeat, [ 1 ] parody.
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Oh, but what about the sneaking suits in MGS3 and PO?
STUPID SEXY SNAKE.
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MGS3 Sneaking Suit (http://i12.tinypic.com/82tsq54.jpg) - Eugh. Too loose and baggy. Not a good choice for Big Boss, for the most part. However, it draws attention to his fantastic shoulders with the shimmering elasticated fabric covering them, and the vertical stripes exaggerate the strength of his muscles, although this makes his legs look rather stocky. The boots are still hideous, and the orange-and-black colour scheme does his skin tone no favours. There's also disappointingly little emphasis on the buttocks. Overall this wasn't Big Boss's best choice. 3/10
MGS3 generic BDU (http://i14.tinypic.com/8f50had.jpg) - While not terribly revealing, it has a tasteful mix of professionalism and GAR temptation. The straps over the crotch show off his masculine attributes, and the rolled-up sleeves over an interesting high-tech underlayer suggest he's not an ordinary soldier. Tasteful use of accessories gives him a pragmatic, ready feel, with just a little tasteful asymmetrical body armous for that Nomura touch. The gloves are really the high-point of the outfit, the two naked fingers displaying the strength of his hands. Still not enough buttocks! 5/10
MPO Sneaking Suit (http://i6.tinypic.com/6nuy1ea.jpg) - Now we're talking. The effect of the tight fabric over his muscles is more subtle, but still there, making him look strong and tough without looking like the Hulk. The curved stripes over his chest are extremely flattering, and the lacing along his sides highly slimming. I can't condone the blue, black and yellow colour scheme, though, particuarly as his tan has faded from Snake Eater - the yellow, while sparing, makes him look rather sallow even in these slight amounts. (During Snake Eater he could have pulled the colour off.)
The bright yellow support bands around the thighs and forearms are an excellent choice, and show off his physique perfectly - and the dark stripes running down the body of the suit give him a sleek appearence, where a lot of the outfits worn by Big Boss render him into a bruiser.
The real money of this outfit goes into the delightful use of belts and straps, particularly around the crotch (http://i1.tinypic.com/6jbt88z.jpg), which is emphasised to shapely perfection. There's just nothing at fault with his crotch. It's so beautiful. Just look at it. I mean. Wow.
Ahem. On the downside, the shoes are a little too Kingdom Hearts, but the ceramic armour down his legs makes up for it. This suit also compliments his buttocks to their maximum, but his ass, unfortunately, while great, doesn't have the sheer majesty of his son's. 8/10.
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BUT I HAVE ONE FINAL THING TO SAY: