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fandomsecrets2007-12-29 06:18 pm
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[ SECRET POST #358 ]
⌈ Secret Post #358 ⌋
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Secrets Left to Post: 12 pages, 289 secrets from Secret Submission Post #052.
Secrets Not Posted: 0 broken links, 0 not!secrets, 0 not!fandom, [ 1 ] repeat, [ 1 ] parody.
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Re: *keeps it anon!*
(Anonymous) 2007-12-30 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)GAY ANAL SEX (GAS) = 2M IN WHICH M=MEN, SUBTRACTED BY NO LUBE (-NL) WHICH IS DOUBLED BY NO CONDOM (-NC) IS EQUAL TO 2M - (NL + NC) = REALLY PAINFUL AND YOU MAY VERY WELL RIP ANAL TISSUE.
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GAS = 2M + NC + NL = Good fun happy time!
You see, the reality of sex in which a penis (or dildo, or butt plug) is inserted into the anal cavity is that it requires lube and a condom, because you do not want fecal matter on your penis. Much more, the tissue is so very sensative that, should you just shove a penis in there without proper lubrication? you're causing more harm to the reciever than you imagine.
Which is the point here. Yaoi and most slash writers fail to realise this. You can say it's because the "romance" of it all, but I've seem some pure porn-driven stories that leave this out. Lupin coming up to Sirius in the shower and just ramming his cock in? Sorry. Unless there is ~~magical~~ lube on dicks in writen fiction, that 90% of readers probably aren't aware of, the logistics are really off.
That was the point here.
Not two men screwing in general, because that's pretty hot. But more the fact that the most important part of fucking is the condom, and the lube, and they are being left out. Not even mentioned. So the assumption then becomes, "Oh, they're not using any? ...um..." and quite frankly, I'd prefer to read how Harry protected his penis when he shoved it into Ron's ass and didn't get some foreign disease than to read how he just rammed it in and then, well. No complications. As slash writers, we need to be more reponsible for the wellfare of our characters penises, am I right or am I right?
Re: *keeps it anon!*
(Anonymous) 2007-12-30 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)I'd prefer to read how Harry protected his penis when he shoved it into Ron's ass and didn't get some foreign disease than to read how he just rammed it in and then, well. No complications.
so those are the only two alternatives? we must not be reading the same things.
Yaoi and most slash writers fail to realise this.
Do they? Do all of them fail to realise this? sweeping generalizations for the win! we are DEFINITELY not reading the same things then.
Re: *keeps it anon!*
(Anonymous) 2007-12-31 12:03 am (UTC)(link)Re: *keeps it anon!*