fandomsecrets | [ SECRET POST #359 ]

⌈ Secret Post #359 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS. Also, one possibly triggering image!

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The sentence "feminist cunts" made me lol. Are you calling feminists "cunts" or are you speaking directly about feminist vaginas?? I cannot sleep until I hear the answer to this. Please reply soon ♥

Edited 2007-12-30 23:30 (UTC)

I think feminist cunts are the hottest kind of cunts ♥

Giiiirl, you know feminist cunts are all dried up and old and crusty and in need of a good deep-dicking.

Also: hairy.

Giiiirl, you know feminist cunts are all dried up and old and crusty and in need of a good deep-licking.

Fixed.

Edited 2007-12-30 23:40 (UTC)

Don't be gross.

What? Crusty vaginas deserve love as much as clean ones!

...I mean OMG U LESBO HATER!!!

Lesbians are only acceptable when they're a)hot and b)let guys join in on the action. Durr.

I'm totally starting a rally against your ass!

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moebot.livejournal.com - 2007-12-31 00:00 (UTC) - Expand

sarajayechan.livejournal.com - 2007-12-31 00:35 (UTC) - Expand

destructively.livejournal.com - 2007-12-31 01:39 (UTC) - Expand

anne-jumps.livejournal.com - 2007-12-31 00:47 (UTC) - Expand

Oh yeah, I forgot about the Lesbian Centipede Sandmonsters lurking in all of them. You know, the ones that only the mighty penis can vanquish. D:

And here I thought it was just a yeast infection!

I hear that sperm is the number one elemental weakness of the Lesbian Centipede Sandmonster.

Don't forget Pillowpants!

There is nothing that pisses me off more than a vagina that doesn't know when to shut up.

They shut up when you stick things in them.

Things like PENISES oh snap.

I JUST HAD TO POP IN AND SAY HOW MUCH I LOVE YOUR HEINE ICON.

And that I also want to know the answer to this question.

Thank yoooouuuuu, I personally think that it is my one true icon masterpiece.

It really is! Heine is just so ~FABULOUS~ In it!

Feminist cunts actually expect equal orgasms. Guys like this? Pfffft.

--WOMEN CAN HAVE ORGASMS?!!

I thought they were one of those myths the feminist cunts spread?

Just like the one about the g-spot?

Horrible propaganda, because it makes women quest for these things that they'll never find. At the end of their journey, all the women that seek orgasms find is bitterness. And then they too become lonely, hateful, feminist cunts who complain about Kingdom Hearts and don't care about Iran.

Yeah, obviously! And all because they weren't content to stay in the kitchen and make pie for their men! ~~I hope that precious mock apple pie had REAL apples, just to spite those jerks. =P~~

Edited 2007-12-31 00:43 (UTC)

This comment pwns and wins all of the awesome in the yard.