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[ SECRET POST #2929 ]
⌈ Secret Post #2929 ⌋
Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.
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Notes:
Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 088 secrets from Secret Submission Post #419.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.
Re: Steam is having an "anime sale"
100% Orange Juice
This is fifty percent luck, twenty percent skill
Ten percent concentrated power of will
Ten percent pleasure, ten percent pain,
and 100% Orange Juice is the name of the game
Bunny Must Die! Chelsea and the 7 Devils
The closest thing to playing a Metroid game where Samus Aran is dressed in a bunny suit.
It's also less offensive than Metroid: Other M.
Cho Dengeki Stryker All-Ages Version
where are my H-scenes, steam pls ;_;
Eryi's Action
Don't be fooled, this game is as manly as Metal Slug and Contra combined. Your melon-shaped protein and steroids were stolen so now you're gonna unleash the roid-rage at every living and non living unlucky enough to cross you. You'll die hundreds of times but it won't matter, nothing can stop you when you're this pent up. You're so strung out that death phases you for a mere brief repose before you continue tearing a trench through every inch of terrain in between you and the promise of giant burly muscles contained in your melon.
Fairy Bloom Freesia
Someone in japan played viewtiful joe, and his only thoughts were YOU KNOW WHAT THIS GAME NEEDS
IT NEEDS A LOLI FAIRY
Go! Go! Nippon! ~My First Trip to Japan~
30% boobs, 70% interesting facts about japan you will forget immediatly
One more:
Kawaii in the streets senpai in the sheets.
Hate Plus
Hate Plus is the only game I've ever played - the only piece of media I have ever consumed, actually - that has made me willingly wake up at 8:00 AM on a day off, shower, shave, get dressed, get in my car, drive to the supermarket, buy ingredients for a chocolate cake, drive home, bake the aforementioned cake, take a picture of me eating said cake with a digital 3000-year-old 640-year-old teenager, and email said picture to a Canadian woman with pink hair.
The Legend of Korra
it's like DMC with lesbians and no budget
Long Live the Queen
I am a pretty, pretty princess! When trying to become Queen I got stabbed, shot, poisoned, burned to a crisp, and rule 34ed Japan style.
10 out of 10, would die again.
One more:
E is for Elodie, sad and alone,
E is for Elodie, the heir to the throne,
E is for Elodie, Lumen and strong,
E is for Elodie, evil all along,
E is for Elodie, pride and joy,
E is for Elodie, black-hearted toy,
E is for Elodie, Saver of Souls
E is for Elodie, betrayer of all,
E is for Elodie, who could never swim,
E is for Elodie, Unfit and not prim.
E is for Elodie, Lost to the Deep,
E is for Elodie, whose secrets are meek,
E is for Elodie, Warrior mighty,
E is for Elodie, not meant for fighting,
E is for Elodie, The greatest of hearts.
E is for Elodie, all alone in the dark,
E is for Elodie, the struggle to live,
E is for Elodie, No more money to give.
E is for Elodie, Courage unseen,
E is for Elodie
LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!
planetarian ~the reverie of a little planet~
APPRECIATE THE STARS WITH A ROBOT
EXPERIENCE THE SHORTEST CRYING SIMULATOR
THEN PAY A VISIT TO YOUR LOCAL PLANETARIUM
AND SOB
Recettear: An Item Shop's Tale
My my. What a fantastic journey it has been, exploiting every poor soul that has deared to enter the hellish realm of lust and greed, also known as "Recettear". You, "Recette", are set to manage the finest establishment in the depths of the town slums, and together with your obligatory assistant-tsundere fairy, "Tear", the two of you seek to put the common folk in as much debt as YOU currently are.
Does the idle life of multitasking an item shop not sound appealing to you? Fear not, for it is the "adventurers" that roams the Adventurer's Guild, that you will be sending to a certain doom, with the simple aim of personal profit. These adventurers are the lowest of the low. Forced into a life of servitude at the snap of their employer's fingers, they also have to buy their own equipment for what money they may not (or at least, soon will not) possess.
But, where would an adventurer purchase their gear? Why, at your shop of course! You see, like any good patron, a shop tends to have regulars, these being a select handful of adventurers you are introduced to throughout the story. So not only are you the hand that feeds them, but you also are their liege and go-to person when poverty hits. Ironically, this works the same way around, as your business would be somewhat weakened without their patronage. Be good to your regulars (non-independed individuals), and they will be good in return. A minor occurence of Stockholm-syndrome may be present, as they are bound to your will, yet seem to have a somewhat carefree mind of the things they choose to do (such as purchasing lower-quality adventuring gear, replacing their already suffiecient pieces).
Running a pawn shop (this is a very accurate term), you (the player, "Recette") will come to meet the variety of generic NPCs willing to buy whatever you may have on display or they ask for.
These townsfolk are: Old man, Man, Girl, Woman; which all have their own unique threshold as for how high/low you can haggle with them.
Lower the price? Get out of my shop, plebian scum.
All in all, I rate this Mercantilism / Capitalism - Exceeds expectations
And one more:
Oh god I'm such a scumbag I just sold a candy to a little girl for several hundred dollars.
Sakura Spirit
+ Nice grills
- Cant touch the grills
+ Furry ears
- Cant touch the furry ears
+ Fluffy tail
- Cant touch the fluffy tail
+ Boobs
- Cant touch the boobs
My parents frown upon my life/10
Actually, one more:
"The story touched me almost as much as I touched myself."
Vanguard Princess
You can win by button mashing with one hand. So, you know, the other hand is free. So, you know, you can do other things with it. You know, the reason you bought it. You know...
*looks to the left*
*looks to the right*
*in hushed tone* Masturbation
War of the Human Tanks
She called me onii-chan.. i send her to the front lines..
1O/1O for sacrificing my imouto