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Ah, sorry. I was referring to people in-universe finding book-Galadriel terrifying in part because of her beauty. Tolkien describes most every elf ass looking exactly like you say: "surreal, too perfect", etc. Very uncanny valley.

Eh, everyone has different ideas of how something is supposed to look. If it doesn't work for you, it doesn't work for you.

Does Tolkien do a lot of describing of the elves' asses? Missed that bit in the books. Perhaps the XXXX hot elf section in the Silmarillion's appendices?

Pfft, sorry. Couldn't help it.

Well, another name for Celeborn is 'Teleporno'. Oh, and Gimli's grandfather was named Gróin.

So maybe there is a super secret XXX History of Middle Earth

http://tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Celeborn#Other_Versions_of_the_Legendarium

http://tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Gr%C3%B3in

Teleporno!

I love you, Tolkien.

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