[ SECRET POST #2933 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2933 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Lovely Complex]


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[Giada De Laurentiis/John Mayer]


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04.
[Dragon Age 2]


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[John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme]


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06.
[Robert Smith of The Cure]


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07.
[WWE]


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08.
(Agents of Shield)


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09.
[Rookie Blue]


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10.
[Star Trek: The Next Generation]


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11.
[Dragon Age Inquisition]


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12.
[Sailor Moon]


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13.
[Stargate: Atlantis]


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[Pern]












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Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

03. http://i.imgur.com/lhNOHQf.jpg
[Giada De Laurentiis/John Mayer]

[(Anonymous)]

Ew.

But isn't he kind of a douche too? Is he the one Taylor Swift wrote a song about?

[(Anonymous)]

He's the most likely subject of Dear John, the sickest burn in songwriting I personally have ever heard (and I mean that as a compliment to Taylor Swift).

[(Anonymous)]

Then I'm glad to hear his wife if going around giving other guys BJs! Serves him right.

[(Anonymous)]

Nasty of u. 😟

[(Anonymous)]

Ew John Meyer.

[(Anonymous)]

Gossip blogs don't necessarily correspond with reality.

[(Anonymous)]

While that's true, the amount of rumors that have been percolating re: GDL and infidelity has been pretty intense, and IIRC she did, in fact, recently separate from her husband.

[(Anonymous)]

"the blowjob queen of food tv" is such an odd and specific title it made me laugh pretty hard? I don't keep up with gossip blogs and she is someone I don't care much about on Food Network, but what a funny way to word it.

[(Anonymous)]

I wonder how much competition there is for the title.

[(Anonymous)]

I cannot stand this woman and find her smile frightening. They both seem insufferable. Sorry, that's all I have to add to this secret.

[(Anonymous)]

Interesting fact: her grandfather was Hollywood mogul Dino De Laurentiis and like half her family is in show business one way or another

[(Anonymous)]

what.

[(Anonymous)]

At first I thought that was a bad picture of Olivia Wilde and was sad because I like her & Jason Sudekis as a couple. The more I read though, the more I was relieved. :)

[(Anonymous)]

Olivia Wilde has given a lot of guys BJs too, no doubts.

[(Anonymous)]

Didn't know there were rumors going around about her like this. Damn! I like Giada, so that's...interesting to read. And gross cuz John Mayer is gross.

[philstar22]

On the one hand, I really hate infidelity and cheaters. On the other hand, the way you phrased this secret, especially the blow job part, really bugs me and strikes me as a kind of gendered way to talk about cheating. Who cares what kind of sex she has? Cheating is cheating.

[(Anonymous)]

Seriously lol. Since when did giving good blowjobs become an insult?

[(Anonymous)]

Can we vote on the Blowjob King of Food Network? Maybe they can be crowned at the R-rated Food Network Prom.

[pantasma]

Nice, that's what I was thinking, too.

Transcript

[(Anonymous)]

Image: photographs of Giada De Laurentis and John Mayer

Text: I’ve been waiting and hoping her marriage blows up in her face due to her cheating with him ever since several gossip blogs hinted she’s known as the blowjob queen of Food TV.

[pantasma]

Seriously, gossip blogs? And the FoodNetwork is something people gossip about, now? Or is it just because she's a woman gossip is saying is getting lots of sex?

[(Anonymous)]

I can agree with you on the shittiness of of the gossip industry (although I think that Food Network people are just straight-up celebrities) but I really hate the idea that infidelity is something that's totally fine and that somehow people only criticize it because they're sexists who object to women having sex.

No. Infidelity is wrong, not because women are having sex, but because infidelity is wrong whether it's a man or a woman doing it. That part of your post is fucking bullshit and it's bizarre to me how common that argument is around here.

[(Anonymous)]

lol you sound like you need to get laid tbh

[kittenmommy]

I sort of feel like her husband was the very last one to know.