[ SECRET POST #2947 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2947 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Sorry, still at work again.

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 028 secrets from Secret Submission Post #421.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Shit stream: Not so Fantastic in fact rather crappy hero movies

[insanenoodlyguy]

The new fantastic four trailer is out! It... doesn't look horrible. Though it's also not great. Based on everything we've heard, the movie is going to suck... and as additional evidence there is also ALL THE OTHER FANTASTIC FOUR MOVIES THESE PEOPLE MADE. Lets remind everybody!

First, we are gonna go full corny. Remember the death of superman in the 1990's? You remember what came of that? 4 superman! One of them got a movie. That ignored most of the cool stuff in his comic. Shaquille O'Neal is STEEL!

Then, well... you know where I was going with that opening right? This thing. This thing happened! FANTASTIC FOUR!

Lets all take a moment to appreciate the best part of this movie: Dat future Captain America crotch-bulge. Mmmmm.

Then it gets even worse with supervillian Deathcloud vs Not-Super-Skrull in FANTASTIC FOUR 2!

6pm est saturday!

Re: Shit stream: Not so Fantastic in fact rather crappy hero movies

[(Anonymous)]

No Corman FF?

Re: Shit stream: Not so Fantastic in fact rather crappy hero movies

[lb_lee]

Beat me to it, Anon. Have a heart, Noodles!

Oh what the hell

[insanenoodlyguy]

CORMON FF!

Re: Shit stream: Not so Fantastic in fact rather crappy hero movies

[lb_lee]

Oh, oh, Noodles, I might be able to help! I got Rifftraxx of the FF4: Rise of the Silver Surfer, if folks would be into that!

(That said I am so here for this. I have a weakness for those godawful FF movies. Ben Grimm is one of those characters I really wish I knew more about.)

--Rogan

Re: Shit stream: Not so Fantastic in fact rather crappy hero movies

[insanenoodlyguy]

Hmmm, watching this again could be tough, we can see if people want this.

Ben Grimm is a man turned into a large rock monster. He has to put up with some shit.

Re: Shit stream: Not so Fantastic in fact rather crappy hero movies

[lb_lee]

Yeah no worries, just figured I'd throw it out there. It takes talent to make a movie with Doug Jones AND Laurence Fishburn and STILL suck.

--Rogan

Re: Shit stream: Not so Fantastic in fact rather crappy hero movies

[kallanda_lee]

Man I'm gonna miss that.

Re: Shit stream: Not so Fantastic in fact rather crappy hero movies

[insanenoodlyguy]

Next week will be my patriot stream now that the interview is out. Thought about waiting till the porno, but it's time to share movies that hate north korea! (and love america)

Re: Shit stream: Not so Fantastic in fact rather crappy hero movies

[(Anonymous)]

NGL, I actually really love the old Fantastic Four movie. :(

Re: Shit stream: Not so Fantastic in fact rather crappy hero movies

[othellia]

...

...I can't stop staring at Chris Evans' bulge in that pic.

Re: Shit stream: Not so Fantastic in fact rather crappy hero movies

[insanenoodlyguy]

Re: Shit stream: Not so Fantastic in fact rather crappy hero movies

[herpymcderp]

I can't stop staring at the fact that he isn't blonde in this. I think there may be something wrong with me.

Re: Shit stream: Not so Fantastic in fact rather crappy hero movies

[ginainthekingsroad]

I KNOW, RIGHT?