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⌈ Secret Post #2947 ⌋

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The Great Cockroach Saga

[ketita]

Let me tell you the tragic story of our cockroach infestation.

See, there was a problem in the pipes, and suddenly we had cockroaches of all sizes everywhere. Babies, adolescents, I swear I learned more about the stages of cockroach-life than I ever wanted to know. There was no point in bringing an exterminator at first because as long as the pipes were messed up there wasn't any way to fix the problem.

Those were dark days. My sisters used to wake up in the morning with dead cockroaches on their pillows. We had to empty out our shoes before putting them on.

One night, this was Sabbath eve, I went to my room and saw something dark on the floor. We couldn't turn on the lights because of the Sabbath, but we called my dad to come and take care of the cockroach. He stomped on it, but it kept on moving! And we're staring at this dark blob moving across the floor like what the fuck why is it still alive ARE THEY MUTATING
And after he stomped it on it again, I went and sprayed the hell out of it with K300. AND IT WAS STILL MOVING.

Then we realized it was a rubber ball rolling across the floor.
And we couldn't sleep in our room that night because it stank of K300.

The end.

Re: The Great Cockroach Saga

[(Anonymous)]

Hahaha. That's the best visual. Everyone trying to kill this mysterious dark mutant blob.

The smell is awful. I can't be in the same room as anyone spraying it. Bleh.

Re: The Great Cockroach Saga

[(Anonymous)]

*shudders* I feel you on the part about knowing more about the cockroach life cycle than I ever wanted to know. You know your infestation is bad when you're classifying how many were killed in a day as "2 big ones, a couple medium ones, and at least twenty babies."

I hope your infestation has ended by now; it sounds really awful.