[ SECRET POST #2950 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2950 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[insanenoodlyguy]

The new fantastic four trailer is out! It... doesn't look horrible. Though it's also not great. Based on everything we've heard, the movie is going to suck... I am in fact convinced it will suck. As additional evidence other then my infailable sense of these things there is also ALL THE OTHER FANTASTIC FOUR MOVIES THESE PEOPLE MADE. Lets remind everybody!

First, we are gonna go full corny. I was going to do shaq, but people want the original, literally made as a placeholder (but nobody working on it knew that) ROGER CORMAN FF! At least the people working on the new one know it's a placeholder to keep the rights! Poor Roger.



Look at that dissapointing Crotch bulge. Chris Evan's you ain't pal. At least Reed is giving us something to look at.

Then, we get to see Fox fuck it up with a much bigger budget! FANTASTIC FOUR!

Then it gets even worse with supervillian Deathcloud vs Not-Super-Skrull in FANTASTIC FOUR 2! (With Rifftrax!)

Finally: I fucked up. I promised FF parody porn. You know wht? I misremembered. It was never made They made avengers, spider man, iron man, thor... BUT NO FF. There is a FF scene in the she-hulk porn which is apparently what I remembered. So I guess I'll show that? Sorry guys. Oh, but I did find a horrible CGI porn I can show!

Also should we do FF1 as rifftrax as well? Let me know here!

http://strawpoll.me/3531348

The stream will be 6pm EST tomorrow, here!

http://www.livestream.com/kagato23

*tilts head*

[raspberryrain]

What did they do with the lighting to get that effect?

They somehow washed out both Johnny's crotch and his face.

[(Anonymous)]

Johnny may be a grower, not a shower, but hey, we get Sue's camel-toe to make up for it?

[raspberryrain]

You mean today, right? You said 'tomorrow' yesterday.

[insanenoodlyguy]

whooops! Yes, it's today. I hope you are asking because you are coming to all or part of it? :)

[raspberryrain]

Yeah, I'll come by for part of it.

THIS IS TODAY

[insanenoodlyguy]

not tomorrow. Today! This is what I get for copy pasting the old message instead of a straight rewrite.

[morieris]

At first I was like "When did Sasquatch become a member of the Fantastic Four??"

[(Anonymous)]

The Thing looks kind of like Chewbacca made of paper mache.

[lb_lee]

Wait, it's tomorrow? I thought it was today, Saturday!

(Also, noooo my computer has axed my headphones again. DAMMIT COMP WHY.)

--Rogan

EDIT: never mind, Noodles, you retroactively answered.

We begin!

[insanenoodlyguy]

Time for Roger Corman to keep the property in the hands of people who had no buisness keeping this property

Fantastic Four 2!

[insanenoodlyguy]

Now with more cloud villians

Re: Fantastic Four 2!

[(Anonymous)]

NOW WITH MORE BALLET!

Tuuuutuuuus for evvverrrrryyyy boyyyyyyyyy

Man, the Beach Boys, that was some good shit.